Klondike Spike

To snort an alcoholic beverage up your nose.

The klondike spike got me drunk faster than drinking that shit!

Klondike Spike by Blanche Lexington February 5, 2009

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Kentucky Fried Klondike Bar

The act of deep frying a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the fried bowel movement.

A person has the option of following a Kentucky fried klondike bar with a Panamanian petting zoo.

I gave Aurelio a Kentucky fried klondike bar last night for about five minutes. When it started to get soft, I gave him a Panamanian petting zoo.

Kentucky Fried Klondike Bar by LameDuck March 28, 2015

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Klondike gold rush

The last of the great "metal rushes" of the 19th century, from 1897-1899. Notable for occuring in the hostile, subarctic region of the Yukon Territory and parts of Alaska.

The gold rush was immortalized through works of fiction such as The Call of the Wild by Jack London and equally as much by Charlie Chaplin eating his shoe in a skit about it.

The mansion downtown was built by an old prospector who struck it rich up in th Klondike gold rush

Klondike gold rush by Unusually platinum February 21, 2013

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klondike koosh

While having sex, the girl hangs over the edge of the bed until she is basically standing on her head. Then the man, while on his knees on the bed, begins to ram her hard. While doing this, he is leaning forward and making arm motions and "koosh" sounds as if skiing in the klondike. Really skanky thing to do.

I really want to go skiing, but since it's July, I'll have to settle for the Klondike Koosh.

klondike koosh by Bootyful September 15, 2008