kaiser sozed

When one can make up his or own life story or a simple lie using only the materials used in the room they are currently in.

Hey man did you find out if jimmy did it?

No he said dell samsung did it.

Oh you mean your computer and your printer?

Crap, I just got kaiser sozed.

by jaken May 14, 2012

Kaiser High School

High school in Fontana California. The school mascot is a cat. Not a panther, lion, tiger, but just a cat. Students at this high school are unsure as to what kind of cat their mascot is, so, as a result they are thrown into a quandry, or a disillusionment if you will. This causes the majority of the students to be unsure about themselves and to question their future. As a result, many of the students wander through life not having a real identity, and struggling with the simplest social interactions.

Kaiser High School is also famous for having several staff members who are sexual predators.

Kaiser High School teacher Eddie Kang and Coach Carpenter

by Adolf Manson January 24, 2010

kaiser chiefs

One of the greatest bands around, singers of one of the greatest songs of all time and quite possibly the greatest thing to come out of leeds since....well, the only remotely good thing to come out of leeds

Kaiser chiefs am greatest band aroond :P

by Tom (KC loyalist) July 12, 2006

kaiser chiefs

One of the greatest brit band alive, of course, along side many other bands. Better live and even better when you meet them. Straight up sweet hearts. May be known as weird, but that's just the way they are. Jokers at heart and wonderful fashion. Great singles and great albums (only two, more coming up). Band from Leeds, England

Poser girl:Oh yeah, whats that one band that sings that one song called? ruby? yeah, yeah, ruby, ruby, ruby, ruby, ruby!

K.C. Fan:The Kaiser chiefs??

Poser girl:Yeah, whatever, i heard it on the radio.

K.C. Fan:I dont think we should talk anymore.....

by bobba ganoosh May 13, 2008

Kaiser Effect

The natural tendancy for a group of people (consisting of more than three) to, at some point during a gathering, become amassed on a bed or bed-like area (a couch, the backseat of a car, possibly even the floor) in a slightly compromising manner.

This is not to be mistaken for an orgy, or anything of the sort. Clothes are (generally) left entirely in place. The only defining characteristic is people lying together.

It has been postulated that this effect is caused by an unknown element residing within our universe. Accepting that any new-found element would be most likely radioactive, the as of yet undiscovered element is thought to contain only a partial proton in its nucleus giving it a fractional atomic number.

Last night, due to the Kaiser effect, we broke my box spring.

by MiKaiser December 1, 2006

Kaiser Roll

Used in response to someone that tells a story that isn't interesting, or holds little value to the audience. Also used when a story ends earlier than expected or is much less interesting than the build-up suggested.

Person 1: "Oh my gosh, so, this one time, I put a dollar in the vending machine and it ate my dollar... I didn't get any snacks"
Person 2: (after a pause) "Kaiser Roll"

by Necrossis November 18, 2009

kaiser soze

A badass story teller from "The Usual Suspects."

Hungarian criminal who comes this <-> close to getting caught and then sticks his head up. Then *poof*
He's gone.

You saw Kaiser Soze? You saw the devil himself?

by Sonnybobiche January 27, 2004