jonk

(noun) - a person repeatedly not doing what is expected from previous knowledge

ex. 1-
Despite never showing up in class, Dennis manages to pass his exams

damn Dennis is such a jonk

ex. 2-
Albert: Wow, I can't believe Steve sold his car
Allen: Yea I thought he loves his car by the way he always drives it
Albert: What a jonk

by $walot January 18, 2022

JONK

The Joy Of Not Knowing

"Whether it is taken as a whole-school approach, or mere elements of it are used by a sole practitioner in their own classroom, JONK can help change attitudes of negativity and fear towards the learning process, thus revolutionizing learning as we know it today—a much-needed shake-up that all schools should strive to achieve."

by Super Saki July 26, 2022

Jonk

A better version of a joke used purely ironically.

"Get ready for this Jonk bitch! This one is extra cringe!"

by ThatOneOtherLoser December 13, 2022

Jonk

When something or someone is stiff, awkward, bad, peak, rough etc

"How's your schedule looking today bro?"
"Honestly mate it's so jonk"

"I saw that guy come over and chat to you, what was he like?"
"He was the jonkiest guy, had no conversation at all"

by WAG3WAG2WAG1 September 13, 2022

jonking my peanits

went to roblex script cub. heh. lets just sey. i jonking my peanits.

guy1: im jonking my peanits
guy2: me too bro, me too.

by ligmasigma August 27, 2025

Jonk Hunting

the profesional disposal of american domesticated cats

Oh frick are them two people jonk hunting ?

by YKNAM April 22, 2022

jonk

to assume information (ex: locations, definitions) out of convenience, rather than expend extraneous effort in pursuit of the truth

layman's terms: to make shit up

I am not going to google everything you guys send on here. I am juat going to start jonking it.

by jonk9000 April 25, 2025