Jonk

It's what the jonkler does...

Jonkler:*jonks his way out of the house*
Freddy: harr harr har harr

by AxelAceArmitage March 5, 2025

Jonking

A goofy ass way of saying the word "Joke"

"You've got to be jonking me."

by WillTheWonkerofWIllys September 25, 2023

Jonk

To really screw something up. Like REALLY really screw something up.

Your Dad: "I must go to court to try to win full custody of my children"
Me: "Whatever you do, don't jonk it."

by Judy Hench February 11, 2021

Jingle jonk

When your having intercourse with someone and they have bells on there penis and and jingle them inside of you

Jerry jingle jonked me yesterday

by Lil blackberry November 16, 2017

Gay Jonk

Jonk but extremely freaking Gay

You're a Gay Jonk you goon!

by Dezirehercules September 19, 2025

Jonking Late Mate

Jonking: Up to interpretation

Stroking at night, playing, crying, laughing, eating

$35 for jonking late mate in the studio

by necobunny August 7, 2024

JONK

The Joy Of Not Knowing

"Whether it is taken as a whole-school approach, or mere elements of it are used by a sole practitioner in their own classroom, JONK can help change attitudes of negativity and fear towards the learning process, thus revolutionizing learning as we know it today—a much-needed shake-up that all schools should strive to achieve."

by Super Saki July 26, 2022