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Jonk

It's what the jonkler does...
Jonkler:*jonks his way out of the house*
Freddy: harr harr har harr
by AxelAceArmitage March 5, 2025
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Jonking

A goofy ass way of saying the word "Joke"
"You've got to be jonking me."
by WillTheWonkerofWIllys September 25, 2023
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Jonk

To really screw something up. Like REALLY really screw something up.
Your Dad: "I must go to court to try to win full custody of my children"
Me: "Whatever you do, don't jonk it."
by Judy Hench February 11, 2021
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Jingle jonk

When your having intercourse with someone and they have bells on there penis and and jingle them inside of you
by Lil blackberry November 16, 2017
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Gay Jonk

You're a Gay Jonk you goon!
by Dezirehercules September 19, 2025
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Jonking Late Mate

Jonking: Up to interpretation

Stroking at night, playing, crying, laughing, eating
by necobunny August 7, 2024
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JONK

The Joy Of Not Knowing
"Whether it is taken as a whole-school approach, or mere elements of it are used by a sole practitioner in their own classroom, JONK can help change attitudes of negativity and fear towards the learning process, thus revolutionizing learning as we know it today—a much-needed shake-up that all schools should strive to achieve."
by Super Saki July 26, 2022
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