jonk

(noun) - a person repeatedly not doing what is expected from previous knowledge

ex. 1-
Despite never showing up in class, Dennis manages to pass his exams

damn Dennis is such a jonk

ex. 2-
Albert: Wow, I can't believe Steve sold his car
Allen: Yea I thought he loves his car by the way he always drives it
Albert: What a jonk

by $walot January 18, 2022

Jonk

To really screw something up. Like REALLY really screw something up.

Your Dad: "I must go to court to try to win full custody of my children"
Me: "Whatever you do, don't jonk it."

by Judy Hench February 11, 2021

Jonking

A goofy ass way of saying the word "Joke"

"You've got to be jonking me."

by WillTheWonkerofWIllys September 25, 2023

Jonk

to Jonk something is to mess something up so bad that you should be ashamed.

Oh look you have jonked it now.

by Onyx_the_irishmen November 12, 2023

Jonk

When a man fingers another man’s bumhole until the jonk juice comes out.

“Hey dude wanna jonk”
“I’m straight”

by Jonkingisreal April 28, 2024

jonk

when someone sneezes and you slurp it up. you jonked them.

*achoo*
*loud slurping noises*
"carly, did you just jonk me?"
"...no"

by anonymous December 8, 2024

Jonks

People who happily and constantly complain without bringing solution.

I'm sitting here because I'm sick of those Jonks in the canteen bringing the whole site down with their constant complaining about shit that's never gonna change. Jonks have got the same moans every day.

by Leadworked June 1, 2018