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johny stick

A stick that has a used condom on its end. It is usually used to chase your friends around the yard.
Dude!!!!!! Stop touching me with that johny stick.
by ukrainekid May 28, 2007
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Johny Apple Seed

A drug dealer that only hooks up the schwag.
I hate buying from Dick he is a mutha fuggin Johny Apple Seed.
by Gerbert Johnstoy November 17, 2006
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johny cage

Repeatedly punching someone in the testicles.
Sorry but can I sit down? Damien Johny Caged me in english class.
by Smeagle69 September 10, 2013
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johny boi wick

when a group of homeless 52 year olds gang rapes a 7 year old.
hey guys, we should johny boi wick that 7 year old...
by nigger whipper 900000000 January 11, 2019
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Johny-Verse

Johny-Verse
(noun; cinematic mythology, musical universe, creative phenomenon)
The Johny-Verse is the sprawling, multi-dimensional universe created by musician-storyteller K.L.B., where myth, music, and madness collide under twin moons. At its heart is Jumping Johny Tork, the Intergender Intergalactic Full-Frontal Heavyweight Champion of the Known Galaxies — part hero, part chaos, all heart.
Within its shimmering borders live the Seven Identical Elf Queens, the mighty black dragon Charlie, the detachable trickster Tiger the Taint Tail, and the broken boy of Earth One who dreamed the whole thing into being. Together they battle dark sorceresses, cosmic emperors, and the heartbreak of being human.
The Johny-Verse isn’t just a story — it’s a state of creation, a place where childhood nostalgia, arena rock, and fantasy opera crash together in glorious noise. Each song, image, and video adds another galaxy to the myth.
Example:
“Dude, have you heard Songs Forged in Starlight? Welcome to the Johny-Verse — nothing’s ever been so weirdly beautiful.”
by K.L.B. Genesis November 9, 2025
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pulled a johnie

when someone says something will happen and the opposite immediately happens
can't believe PSG got knocked out cause he pulled a johnie
by AndreaTheApe April 13, 2021
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Jelly Johny January

It's time in January after Destroy Dick December and your dick feels like jelly.
Man, how's your dick feels after the DDD?
Bruh, my dick (Johny) feels like jelly.
Oh shit that's not good. Let's call it Jelly Johny January.
by greedyboi01 November 7, 2018
mugGet the Jelly Johny Januarymug.

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