johny stick

A stick that has a used condom on its end. It is usually used to chase your friends around the yard.

Dude!!!!!! Stop touching me with that johny stick.

by ukrainekid May 28, 2007

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Johny Apple Seed

A drug dealer that only hooks up the schwag.

I hate buying from Dick he is a mutha fuggin Johny Apple Seed.

by Gerbert Johnstoy November 17, 2006

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Johny Dorito

One who gets stoned eats dorito's and strongly resembles Ed from Ed, Edd, and Eddy.

"That kid is so high."
"Yeah...That johny dorito is so dumb."

by nitereeper10 February 10, 2010

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Johny Apple Swoll

A nickname for someone who works out and gets swoll like a beast, and plants the seeds of determination in all that observe him.

Dude 1: "bro look at that little guy over there he is so small but he's benching like 315!"

Dude 2: "I am so ready to work out now! that guy is a total Johny Apple Swoll

by DutchBeats May 3, 2011

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Johny Sergeiovich Flick

The freshest guy around, a proud Ukrainian with a love for Arbuz who everyone always listens to. Idolised by many, matched by none.

"Wow, is that Johny Sergeiovich Flick over there? He is so fresh!"

- "I could really use some Arbuz right now..."
- "Just ask Johny Sergeiovich Flick, he always has some to share."

by jsf6969 June 14, 2019

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