johny stick

A stick that has a used condom on its end. It is usually used to chase your friends around the yard.

Dude!!!!!! Stop touching me with that johny stick.

by ukrainekid May 28, 2007

Johny Apple Seed

A drug dealer that only hooks up the schwag.

I hate buying from Dick he is a mutha fuggin Johny Apple Seed.

by Gerbert Johnstoy November 17, 2006

pulled a johnie

when someone says something will happen and the opposite immediately happens

can't believe PSG got knocked out cause he pulled a johnie

by AndreaTheApe April 13, 2021

Jelly Johny January

It's time in January after Destroy Dick December and your dick feels like jelly.

Man, how's your dick feels after the DDD?
Bruh, my dick (Johny) feels like jelly.
Oh shit that's not good. Let's call it Jelly Johny January.

by greedyboi01 November 7, 2018

johny boi wick

when a group of homeless 52 year olds gang rapes a 7 year old.

hey guys, we should johny boi wick that 7 year old...

by nigger whipper 900000000 January 11, 2019

Papa Johni

Pizza Guy, Pro Gamer, Better than Sim.

Shit Dawg Look at Papa Johni, He's so cool.

by Papa Johni March 9, 2018

Johny Dorito

One who gets stoned eats dorito's and strongly resembles Ed from Ed, Edd, and Eddy.

"That kid is so high."
"Yeah...That johny dorito is so dumb."

by nitereeper10 February 10, 2010