tenessee jetski

The act of shitting on your lovers chest and then sliding down the fresh pile of scat.

Bro you should have seen last night. I Tenessee Jetski-ed Janice into next week.

by Squirrel6909 October 7, 2017

Government Issued Jetski

A bureaucratic prostitute. Most often visited whilst on vacation at your mother in-law’s house.

I’ve really got to get away from this woman and spend some time doing a bunch of paper work before coitus with this government issued jetski. Jay is gay.

by Voxicles May 23, 2023