humpscare

When someone surprises you with sexual words or actions. The sexual equivalent of a jumpscare.

"That guy sent me an unsolicited dick pick. It was such a humpscare."

by juicybastard April 11, 2022

california jumpstart

doing a small amount of cocaine the morning after a binge to get one's day started

i'll need a California jumpstart if we're going to make the wedding on time

by Texas Haz July 9, 2010

Amish Jumpstart

When the ole lady isn't being responsive so you put the tip in her ass to make sure she's still alive.

So marcy passed out, i gave her an Amish jumpstart to get her percolated.

by sandyhook May 11, 2022

Alabama Jumpstart

When you hook a battery to a cow heart with jumper cables and then have sex with it.

Scott said he tried an Alabama Jumpstart the other day after ole Bessie passed.

by Definitely Not Scott February 10, 2023

Worst Jump-scare

Lolbit

Lolbit’s has the Worst Jump-scare and yet the best

by Opalz or Libraz September 3, 2020

jumpstart

Plugging your gas-wasting car into another car with cords so it will start with electric sex.

My car's sex-life is dead. It needs a jumpstart.

by seanthebeloved January 25, 2011

jumpstart

the act of inserting anal beads into a partners ass then pulling them out quickly to help increase there arousal.

she wasn't in the mood so I gave her a jumpstart

by chrisyellowdog3 July 16, 2008