jelqing

stretching that thang out

my doctor said if i kept commencing in the art of jelqing, id lose my 3rd leg fr

by Mr Large Wood March 17, 2024

Jelqing to ohio sigmas

Jelqing to ohio sigmas defines the activity of pulling your foreskin when you see sigmas in ohio wich is a gen z brainrot term

I am jelqing to ohio sigmas

by MXZZY June 9, 2024

japanese jiggle jelq

an extreme version of jelqing, only used by the most experienced and daring of jelqmaxxers,

consists of jelqing ones shlong with double vise grips on the meat shlong that are tied to a ceiling fan, providing the jelqmaxxer with a constant up and down rotations motion, creating a jiggling effect

created and popularized in japan in the early 2010s

yo bro i just tried out that japanese jiggle jelq you told me about, i gained 3.7 inches of length and 2.1 inches of girth! this is the best extreme jelqing method ever!!

by jelqmaxx_master July 22, 2024

Jelq

When you yank on your wee wee to stretch it out

“I love to jelq, it makes my pee pee bigger!”

by Crona.png January 11, 2025

Jelq

the process of making the size of your male genitalia increase by pulling and tugging it

My meat is small so I am going on a jelq journey.

by hookyy December 6, 2023

Hyper Jelqing

The art of continuously pulling on one's penis to create tiny microfiber tears in the penal region to gain anywhere from 10 inches to the length of the universe over an unending period of time at speeds exceeding mach 10!!!!

Charles: "I have just begun my Hyper Jelqing session and I have already gained 20 feet to my dick"
Zakary: "type shit skibbidi rizz, i might need to start that my shit small ong i want one that wraps around the solar system"
Luke: "I must create microfiber tears to make my penal region bigger than Earth, Space, and Time. I will create rips in the spacetime continuum.

by Sketchy white van 69 December 6, 2024

Paraguayan Rahab Jelq

An ancient, and near-impossible technique of jelqing where one jelqs to the roaring heartbeat of Rahab, the monster of the waters. Once finished, you witness as your penis becomes enormous, and cancerous. Lumps form on your newly endowed member, and you watch as veins burst in a gradient of green and red. Your penis is now heavier than you are, and it hurts. The urethra opens ans shoots out puss, but then, Rahab swims out of your urethra. Your penis tears open and profusely excretes blood as if it were a fire hydrant. Rahab curses you with a damnation above all unholy. No Zimbabwean Flicker Munting, and no Reverse Gorping

I just pulled off a Paraguayan Rahab Jelq and I have to say, I wish i never done so.

by tim cheese is over April 17, 2025