Event Horizon

The point at which the number of drinks required to make a person sexually attractive enough for intercourse exceeds the point to which the man can maintain an erection.

Wingman: Check out that girl at the bar. Whadda think?
Man: 5 drinks. Maybe.
Wingman: Alright well how about the chick in the blue dress checking us out over there?
Man: 7, doubtful.
Wingman: And the girl dancing by herself to Superfreak on the dancefloor?
Man: Dude, that's an Event Horizon right there... No way.

by MrSully February 17, 2009

horizontal dance

to have sex horizontally, preferably in a bed to best stimulate the sexual interaction between participants

Even though John didn't dance to traditional music and environments too well, he was pro when it came to the horizontal dance.

by Orange Cougar April 24, 2009

Horizontally Challenged

An overweight person.

I'm sick of being horizontally challenged, it's time to get a gym membership around here!

by Mr Natural July 2, 2007

horizontally dropped

Breaking a cellular phone by throwing it.

I will be out of contact for a while, my phone was horizontally dropped.

by ShimSham May 14, 2017

Horizontally Tall

The posh way of saying fat.

This geezer at the chicken shop is Horizontally Tall

by xXSuperKIDDXx October 2, 2018

Double Horizontal

The act of two people having sex while laying down horizontally on to one another.

"I want to bust a double horizontal on yo ass."

by Phi-boy April 24, 2003

Horizon High School

Your typical Arizona School, lotto sluts lotto druggs

Yo Horizon High School is so wack, they got hoes addicted to white chalk

by Ucanthankmel8r January 10, 2019