Hombres G

The sexiest Latin Pop Rock Band of the 80s, consisted of David Summers, Dani Mezquita, Javier Molina, and Rafa Guiterrez. They made hit such as Devuelveme a mi chica, Te Quiero, El Ataque de Las Chicas Crocodilos, and Marta tiene un marcapasos, among the long collection of songs they produced from 1985 to 1992.

Emanuel: Ayo I'm learning Te Quiero by Hombres G on my guitar
Manuel: Hombres what?
Emanuel: I should smack you upside the head for that one chief.

by DaddyPomegranate December 27, 2020

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Soft Hombre

n. A penis that looks hard enough for sexual penetration, but upon attempt to do so, turns out not to be

n. An attempt to insert a penis into a vagina gone afoul.

"I thought I could get harder by putting it in, but my 'soft hombre' just smushed against her hips like a marshmallow.

by MISTAjOSH July 8, 2017

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Byron sneaky hombre

When you go to Byron Bay and have an amazing time, but on the way to the airport you get screwed. I.e. sex was great until just before you cum and she gives you a shit moustache

Mate, I had a ball on the trip but got the Byron Sneaky Hombre in the way to the airport

by Shep daddy May 17, 2021

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