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Hepatitis

A large, fake snail made by two teenage girls on a Sunday afternoon. A Hepatitis is often found to have green lips and a body made out of sweatpants and a cardboard box. He is the product of extreme boredom, PMS, and Trader-Joes brand coffee-flavored Oreos.
Oh my god!!! Girly, Hepatitis is in my yard eating all of my grass!
by bitchesbebaking March 28, 2023
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Hepatitis Gee

A non contagious liver infection caused by the Hepatitis Gee virus.

Hepatitis Gee is preventable by not having sex with couches
Brad fucked a couch and now he’s got Hepatitis Gee.
by Brenda and Russ 4evr January 4, 2024
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Hepatitis Gee

A serious liver infection caused by the Hepatitis Gee virus that's easily preventable by not having sex with couches.
Brad had sex with a couch now he’s got hepatitis gee
by Brenda and Russ 4evr January 8, 2024
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Hepatittis of the cunt

Refers to hepatitis in general. It is an antiquated expression of obscure origin. It's not well known what the cud part is. It seems very out of place. Indeed, HEPA means liver. Hepatitis is an inflammation of the liver, not any kind of genitals. However, it can be sexually transmitted. So that loosely connects it to the word cunt. The additional T in hepatittis is a mispronunciation by lay people who weren't well versed in medical terms. So what is known about the expression is that there were at least two drifts from its original form. Indeed it was like a game of telephone. Now it is regarded as a very shocking phrase using the word cunt. What's more, it makes no distinction about a person's gender. Men and women alike can contract hepatittis of the cunt
I cannot go in that public bathroom. The toilets are filthy. That'll give you hepatittis of the cunt.
by Sir Carlton January 17, 2024
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Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum is a rare and severe chronic clinical disease symptoms usually lead to pain scale level: 10 and agonizing death. Subjects experiencing the illness often lay report pain all over the abdominal cavity and extreme pain in the cranium internally.

All further data of the disease have been redacted for the sake of patient confidentiality.
“Patient experienced ‘Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum’ during surgery.”

“It is advised not to touch the body of patients with Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum.”

“ Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum is usually lethal and no cure have been made successfully the best way is to euthanize.”
by AR7AS January 5, 2023
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Trina: he explained i’d hepatitis toooo
Everyone: hepa hepa hepatitis hepatitis hepatitis
Falsettos is great guys watch it
Anyway YASS QUEEN SLAYYYY

hepa hepa hepatitis hepatitis hepatitis etc
Idk bro
*Falsettos is the best*watch it
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