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throw a handy

To give a handjob, often times casually, between two male heterosexual friends; as a favor, or payback for a favor.
Tim: Bill, did you get my laundry?
Bill: Yeah, Tim, it was no big deal.
Tim: Awww. Thanks, I'll throw a handy to you later on.
Bill: Sounds great, and non-gay!
by Matt "The Magnum" May 7, 2008
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handy shandy

another word for wank, usually by a crack whore for a packet of biscuits
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Dunno, your mom gives them for free... slut
by Dr.Rape March 3, 2009
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Haneesha

The most gorgeous girl with an amazing personality. Fun to be around even though she can be a little crazy/psycho at times. Top chef, wife material, serial killer enthusiast who never fails to make you smile.
You can tell Haneesha anything that's on your mind, she totally won't judge.
She will always deny compliments that are obviously true.

Her bold nature and striking hot body makes her an once in a lifetime type of girl.
-If you don't have a Haneesha in your life, you should probably pray that you did

-Fuck you Simran! You could never be a Haneesha

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by Rohan97 July 7, 2020
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W.C. Handy

1. Father of the Blues

2. Handjob in the bathroom (or water closet)
1. W.C. Handy is an amazing composer.

2. That skank Julie is giving out W.C. Handys in the Taco Bell men's room.
by thargor September 11, 2010
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haneen

haneen is a wonderful person , one of a kind , u will never meet a haneen u will not love , she is beautiful , elegant , intelligent , funny , very persuasive and annoying in a very lovable way . she makes u realize what a great life u have , and makes you thank god every single day of your life , that you have met such a person , she is the brightest candle , in a sea of darkness , will always light the way for you and make sure you are safe and sound . a guardian angel . a haneen usually loves the colour blue , the script , agatha christy , chocolate cakes and collects idioms . great browny eyes which can stop time . a girl that makes perfection sound easy . by the way , haneen is a beautiful arabic name which means longing for .
haneen just lit up the room with her beauty
by TheWillOfHearts November 14, 2011
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Handy James

Kyle: Peter was in the tipi with Emma again
Nicky Westside: Did he get another Handy James
Kyle: Got 2
by KillaKydawgMasterMix January 6, 2012
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The Handy Special

The Handy Special is a Newbury Park legend, not a myth but fact. Commonly described as the ultimate pain of one’s popliteal, hammy, and calves. Lengend is told that The Handy Special is and only performed by BWH the legend himself, commonly performed with the grip end of a a driver with an extra stiff shaft, double armed swung directly to the back of one’s knee area. If one is a victim of The Handy Special should seek out medical attention immediately. If not treated will result in muscle failure, muscle decay, extreme foot fungus, ED, COPD, and tendency to change genders.
Oh my lord that kid is late to the van, he’s getting the Handy Special
“I wasn’t able to to produce offspring after that”
“First victim was Connor Phillpot”
by NP Lengends and Folklore April 9, 2019
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