Digitally Handicapped

Someone who is unable to handle the modern digital world. A digitally handicapped person choses to live in an analog world and has trouble keeping up with the modern digital world.

A digitally handicapped person can't operate anything digital and have trouble understanding the basic concepts of the digital world like websites and apps.

Digitally handicapped people might try to go digital at some point but are most prone to phishing or social engineering attacks. Boomers who have recently created a Facebook account may or may not be in in this category.

This does not include people who understand the digital world and then choose to be offline for privacy reasons to limit digital footprints.
Person 1: Hey, checkout this app I made for making appointments with doctors online. Isn't it cool?
Person 2: What's an app?
Person 3 to Person 1: Show me, don't worry about him, person 1 is digitally handicapped.
by GShacklebolt January 15, 2021
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Green Handicap

The inability to further one's career as a result of said invidual's inability to play golf.
My green handicap cost me last month's promotion.
by How Now Shamwow June 17, 2009
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Handicap skiing

To give a hand job to the driver of the vehicle you're in

Also known as Backroad skiing
Greg and I drove the back roads last night and he did some handicap skiing. Almost drove in a ditch....
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terminally handicapped

A state of disability so severe that it leads to a cause of death
With the plays that Billy is making at second base makes me think that he is terminally handicapped.
by Iceburgaler August 02, 2017
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language-handicapped

not being able to find the right words to say; kelsey
I am language-handicapped because everything I say always comes out wrong.
by jeanine June 27, 2004
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Handicap

Carrot: Hey! What do you say you give us a handicap?
Broccoli: Is that another word for coffin?
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Handicap

Its old school and noone wants to use it. needs a new name and a positive vibe!!
The handicap person told me that they hate to use the name handicap.
by Jen007CA June 08, 2024
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