kilted handstand

When you try to show off, but you show your ass instead, as a man in a kilt doing a handstand would.

Bob is trying to impress Alice with his dubious car knowledge, and Alice hasn't told him yet that she's been a mechanic for almost 10 years. He's doing kilted handstands every time he opens his mouth and I'm here for it.

by Zulikath October 1, 2025

Barbarian Handstand

(v.) The action of sticking your arm down the anus of another person while they’re doing a handstand, pulling out their feces then eating it while pissing on the person.

I gave my friend a Barbarian Handstand last night.

by skinnypusher April 25, 2025

on da handstand

when a guy and a girl are doing the 69 vertically, and one (normally the girl) is in the handstand position.

She on da handstand and she doin da work.

by JKdogg February 18, 2009

handstand talker

When one is talking out of ones ass.

When one is doing a handstand their ass is where their head used to be. When someone is talking out speaking bullshit, they are handstand talking.

Usually used for politicians, New York Yankees, everyone at Fox News Channel, etc.

Glenn Beck should have ripped arm muscles because he is such a good handstand talker.

by snoogns355 March 25, 2010

Russian HandStand

When some one sits on a bottle of vodka and does a hand stand in an attempt to get drunk faster than they would by drinking it.

I heard Chad did a Russian Handstand last night at the party!

by Big_Dictionary October 13, 2022

Handstand

Only folks who aren't pretty can do this

Dang she looks like someone who can't do a handstand.

by Wowzawowzers July 23, 2023

Triple Dick Handstand

Its when a girl does a hand stand on two dicks and has one in her mouth.

Marry just gave me and the boys a triple dick handstand

by Gruff445 October 1, 2025