kilted handstand

When you try to show off, but you show your ass instead, as a man in a kilt doing a handstand would.

Bob is trying to impress Alice with his dubious car knowledge, and Alice hasn't told him yet that she's been a mechanic for almost 10 years. He's doing kilted handstands every time he opens his mouth and I'm here for it.

by Zulikath October 1, 2025

Double Handstand Position

This sex position involves two people who feel like experimenting. The woman bends over so that the man can grab onto the pussy with his mouth then the woman goes into a handstand with the man gripping on for dear life on the top just sucking away.

Arki: Can we do the double handstand position tonight?

Zoi: Any position for you my big zaddy!

by Big Zaddy Arki Papi September 13, 2022

Barbarian Handstand

(v.) The action of sticking your arm down the anus of another person while they’re doing a handstand, pulling out their feces then eating it while pissing on the person.

I gave my friend a Barbarian Handstand last night.

by skinnypusher April 25, 2025

on da handstand

when a guy and a girl are doing the 69 vertically, and one (normally the girl) is in the handstand position.

She on da handstand and she doin da work.

by JKdogg February 18, 2009

Triple Dick Handstand

Its when a girl does a hand stand on two dicks and has one in her mouth.

Marry just gave me and the boys a triple dick handstand

by Gruff445 October 1, 2025

Handstand

Only folks who aren't pretty can do this

Dang she looks like someone who can't do a handstand.

by Wowzawowzers July 23, 2023

eskimo handstand

Where a guy does a handstand while a girl gives him oral sex until he blows a load all over her face

Bruh, I wrecked my throwing arm getting an eskimo handstand from my girl. Covered her in bonkjuice though so it was worth it.

by ClumsyPickleFrisbee March 19, 2021