The antithesis of a "homie hopper" and ultimate friend zone demon, who, after breaking up with his/her ex, suddenly finds themselves in the spotlight as their ex's homies trip over each other to win their affection—because nothing screams “I’m over it” like inviting the entire crew to audition for a chance in the pants!
Her: "I dated all the homies without knowing it!"
Me:"... homie hopper... "
Her: "STOPP!! It's not homie hopping if the homie hops first! ;)"
Me: "Ok... fair logic..... homie hurdle."
Me:"... homie hopper... "
Her: "STOPP!! It's not homie hopping if the homie hops first! ;)"
Me: "Ok... fair logic..... homie hurdle."
by senatoninn September 29, 2024
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I logged onto my work PC on my day off just to issue a simple instruction, but first I had to spend 20 minutes clearing the Windows shit hurdles.
by darthgandhi December 29, 2025
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