guinness 

The only beer I like.

Guinness is so great, even though I am a wine and liquor guy, I will drink this stuff!

guinness by Booze hound January 13, 2009

guinness 

The drink that inspired the Irish rebellion of 1916. Although that got rid of the English, they've been since coming back to drink it. Turns your shit black! Can also rip the hole of ya on the way out, and may dissolve your bowels! But it's worth it....honest!

Jaysus! I've just shit a black baby elephant after that Guinness last night.

guinness by John David Dickenson January 13, 2004

Guinessed 

The feeling one gets of complete bloatedness, lethargy and self-loathing when too many guinesses have been consumed.

"I'm always so guinessed on St. Patrick's day."

"I'm so guinessed I literally can't move"

Guinessed by Charlie and Tom March 19, 2007

Guinness Mouthwash 

Defecating a thick black sticky turd into someones mouth after a night on the Guinness, before ejaculating on top of it to give the perfect creamy head

Diane couldn't wait for Steve to come back from the pub and give her a hot Guinness mouthwash

Guinness Mouthwash by Peas & Carrots June 1, 2018

Guinnesswine 

Guinnesswine is the nectar of the gods. Able to give any mortal human the power to achieve anything they so wish

Ah mate I’m so close to the summit of Everest, best drink some Guinnesswine so I can get there

Guinnesswine by MasterEvski November 8, 2019

Guinness 

My dog she is black and she is a miniature schnauzer and she loves food. She is five when I post this.

Guinness is the cutest thing I've ever seen

Guinness by MemeWolf October 3, 2020

Party Guinness

a slang term ONLY FOR a 24 oz tall boy of Pabst Blue Ribbon "established in Milwaukee 1844"

Costumer says, "Do you carry Pbr's?" Bartender, "Yes." Customer "Can I get a party Guinness?" Bartender, "..."

Party Guinness by bud mundy May 27, 2012