Post Master General

The friendly act of licking your thumb (as if it were a postage stamp), and then pressing your thumb into a large pussy (as if it were an envalope).

I gave DJ's mom the ole Post Master General last night. I can't wait to tell him.

by Q Ball January 19, 2004

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Propmaster General

One in charge of props for a play.

"What part are you playing?"
"Oh, I'm the Propmaster General. How many tartan crowns will you be needing?"

by Taffeta November 25, 2005

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Tony Plana Is General Zod

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

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Tony Plana Are General Zod

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

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Give a hostile account of something Democratic, untrue from beginning to end in its critical points. The account is usually adapted from fake news without conscious recognition that it is fake.

The term derives from one unfortunate White House press conference.

He tried to pull a general kelly, but it was an unlucky general kelly because the video of the event immediately went viral.

by less-is-more October 24, 2017

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Pissing in a dollar general

A saying indicating that you feel really powerful or bad ass.
Imagine taking a piss in the aisle of a dollar general, while making relentless eye contact with the cashier - pretty powerful.

I finally gave my misogynistic coworker a piece of my mind today. I feel like I'm pissing in a dollar general.

by Blameitonthealchohol May 12, 2025

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