Gannon

He is a very sexy beast. That third nipple makes people act up. You just want him to lactate all over you with his luscious man-tits. The most wild muthafuckah you’ll ever meet and of given the chance will fuck the shit out of you. His brain needs to be studied.

Person 1: Did you see that Gannon just blew up a condom like a balloon and is sword fighting right now?
Person 2: Dope shit lemme go join him!

by Qwertyuiop1837282 September 23, 2023

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a gay ass faggot who thinks he's cool because he hangs out with a dude with a fucked up hairline and another dude who is as coordinated as a tree, Gannon's are also very freakishly ugly

Gannon is a loser but he hangs out with people who have clout, so he's not as big of a loser.

by happy_not_happy February 25, 2018

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Simp

Dude look that kid is a Gannon

by sdfghjklk September 1, 2020

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Danny gannon

A ginger who likes pegging with a monkey and can’t get a job

Look at that Danny gannon with a monkey

by Ste Mac lad April 1, 2023

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Gannon Cannon

A Gannon cannon is the act of eating Doritos while jerking off, then fingering your girlfriends asshole with the hand you ate the Doritos with

Bro, the Gannon cannon is such a w move it got me all the alc

by Yursuzz February 16, 2025

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gannon matzke

The absolute, most truest, righteous motherfucker to ever walk the face of the earth. He has fucked everyones moms! But not old lady mom.......... Back in the day hot mom, before she had all you little runts! He stretched that pussy out MUTHA FUCKA!

My mom took my house key and gave it to Gannon Matzke, she says hes my new dad now.

by Barry mcCokkiner February 6, 2022

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