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Greensies

Fresh, dank (high quality) marijuana.
Yo, you got the greensies dawg?
by pigeonfest March 24, 2007
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A nick-name for a person who always tries to appear better then their peers. Most commonly noticed in the form of story telling past experiences, which are most often lies.

The "green" aspect of it is a reference to the green mushrooms of any super mario game that gives you "1-up". By definition, a greenie will always try to "1-up" whatever you've just said/done to conpensate for their own lack of self worth.
Angel:I just got a new job, pays really well and I think I found a relly nice place to live with some good roomies.

Zak: yeah, I solved world hunger.

Felicia: No you didn't. Be happy for her and stop being such a 1-Up'ing greenie s.o.b.!
by Reginald McCafferty February 16, 2008
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Greenie

A pejorative term for non-iPhone users. iPhones use iMessage to communicate with other iPhones, oftentimes being quicker than sending a regular text message/SMS message since it uses wi-fi or other internet data. Since non-iOS devices such as those by Samsung, Google, HTC, etc,. don't use iMessage, regular text messaging is required to communicate between an iPhone and non-iPhone.

Greenies often face various forms of discrimination such as exclusion from group chats, being banned from offering their phone camera to capture a moment, and others assuming them to be of low socio-economic status.
Android user: Hey Sean :)

Android user: ...

Android user: It's Ted from Tinder

iPhone user: Oh! Hey Ted! Sorry, I didn't know you were a greenie, I thought this was spam lol
by Mametchi April 3, 2023
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its weed people! pot! grass! ganja! yet another word for cannabis!

the green plant, that you have green days with!

*sighs* there are too many different words for this.

and, please, dont spell it greeny. unless your jamie.

also, you smoke it from a joint/spliff or a bong or w/e. it is not as bad as stuffy people make it out to be.
*points at weed/pot*
this is my greenie. do not touch it.

*other person tries to thief it*
I SAID MINE!
*ninja attack*
by Lyddy Cool November 6, 2008
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greenless

Dude: "I heard Steve got a sweet job and is making a ton of cash now."

Guy: "Nah, man. He's greenless.
by Batman Jones June 23, 2009
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greenless

Someone who currently does not have any marijuana.
"Bro, let's blaze."

"Dude I cant', I'm greenless."

"Noo! Pick up then!!!"
by amz123 April 26, 2010
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greenie

1. (noun) an excuse for not performing up to standards. 2. Someone who always has an excuse for not running well.
I would have totally got a pr in the half, but the wind was a greenie.

The course was short! The course was hilly. It was hot. It was windy. I got strep. I hurt my ankle -- Man don't be a greenie.
by D. W. Runango March 27, 2009
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