gonzo

When you're performing sodomy on a partner and your penis accidentally slips out thereby being hammered into the ass cheek and bends up like Gonzo's nose.

I was bangin' out this MILF, see, and my cocus slipped out and gonzoed that hoebag.

by Dr. Gonzo 9 February 12, 2008

Gonzo

Gonzo is a police officer with a cocaine habit.

Hey gonzo your a cop why are you taking my blow Manna. Gary stop snorting all the evidence just like they say gonzo.

by Tim O September 19, 2007

Gonzo

The act of placing testicles over someones eyes and then placing tip of penis in the mouth. The act resembles the famous muppets character Gonzo.

"my girlfriend was asleep in the chair when I snuck up behind her and gave her the ole Gonzo, she was PISSED!"

*Note-MBH84 Came up with the physical act, name given by B77

by B77 September 20, 2012

gonzo

being completely drunk or wasted.

the same as saying you're "gone" when intoxicated.

"That girl at the party last night was so gonzo, she puked all over the floor after doing her third keg stand."

by oL2009 April 18, 2009

Gonzo

when your penis has a mild hook shape to the left or right.

"my new boyfriend has a GONZO. It's not that attractive but it hits all the right spots!"

by fister queen October 24, 2011

gonzo

1-To be gone, can either be on drugs (usually weed), drunk as fuck.
2-going fast as fuck.
3- a type of porn
4-The blue muppit baby
5-Huge ass nose that looks like the blue muppit baby's

1-Damn that bitch stephany is gonzo, what the fuck she drink?
2-That M5(a fast car) is gonzo.
3-Do you guys like gonzo??
4-Did u guys see gonzo? hes got a huge nose.
5-Look at that big gonzo i wonder if hes ever nose fucked a girl.

by JONES! May 07, 2006

gonzo

Of or pertaining to an abnormal curvature of the penis (typically bending toward the ground)

My boyfriend's gonzo cock hits all the right places when we are banging.

by Brendan Popper September 07, 2007