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gjdm

Term used on the misc for doing something well. Stands for GOOD JOB DAVE MAN, not good job der man or good job dan man. Only morons would think it has any other definition.
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by lightweight99 July 16, 2009
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Gjorgji

Gjorgji is the Macedonian form of George. The name is commonly given to boys who are projected to be over 6 feet tall and will go to Ivy League schools such as Yale.

Gjorgjis are typically handsome and charming. Their personalities are particularly attractive to American girls. Their infectious smiles have also been found to cause blushing in Asian women, also known as the Asian Blush. In the rare cases when a Gjorgji meets an Asian-American female, the girl suffers from a massive addiction to the Macedonian and the following side effects:

1) Altered mental state - almost euphoric state of happiness; ignorant of all else going on around her
2) Attention disorder - inability to concentrate on anything other than the Gjorgji
3) Paranoia - fear that the Gjorgji may not call within every 3 hours
4) Insomnia - Lack of sleep because any spare hour is spent on Gjorgji

5) Impatience - constant desire and urge to see the Gjorgji

Gjorgjis are also known for organizing great dates and their ability to sweep women off their feet. If you are looking to catch a Gjorgji, you must execute perfect timing to lure them out. Be direct and forceful to get them to commit to another meeting and continue the process until the Gjorgji adapts to this repetitive behavior and reciprocates your feelings.

The long term effects of Gjorgjis are not yet known. However a study is underway to learn more about this phenomenon.
"Oh my god, I've fallen for this guy! His name is Gjorgji."

"I just had the best date ever with this guy Gjorgji."

"I can't wait until I can see Gjorgji."

If boy = "Gjorgji"

Then girl = "happy"

Else girl = "sad"

"Gjorgji, I'm all yours."
by gtmcp July 4, 2012
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gjemmekontor

Norwegian word for home office when you are not planning to do much work.

In comparison to hjemmekontor, which is what you have when you actually are working productively from home. It's pronounced the same, however, "hjemme" means at home, and "gjemme" means to hide. See what we clever Noggies did there?!
"I'm working from home tomorrow"...

"Are you having hjemmekontor or gjemmekontor with GJ?"

"hehe, you got me, I'll be at my gjemmekontor at the golfcourse"
by kattaisekken July 13, 2017
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Gjyspe

Pronounced "Jih-Seppie."

An evil puppet who belongs to Jeevika Roberts. He likes to kill people and blow things up. He also wears an eyepatch. Do not diss him, you WILL regret it!
Oh, shit! Here comes Gjyspe! Aaaaaaaaaaagghh!!!

*BANG*
by teapotte November 21, 2010
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fjgdag,jfjf,gjv vsghh,ca

Something you type when you get mad at your computer or teacher and want to waste time so you don't have to do anything.
Adams are made by fjgdag,jfjf,gjv vsghh,ca
by computer rage November 6, 2017
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Gjin

Gjin is an old albanian originated name.
Usually the people who carry this name are cheerful to their friends but keep their circle small,are not very outgoing but they are wise.
It’s hard to make them mad for they only care of the small amount of things that are dearest to them.
They are brave courageous and love new things.
Some might even they are all about real nigga shit.
Gjin jumped in front of a 4.5 mili to protect me man that motherfucker is crazy.
by Beyonce2214 July 13, 2019
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gjs

a person who's really bad at bw and has trash internet all the time

often classified as a person who has a skill issue
Gjs: BRUH MY SHOWERHEAD FELL AND LANDED ON TOP OF MY FOOT

Goosegale: smh skill issue
by Kazariiiiiiiiiiii-chan September 5, 2021
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