Foot Fungus

Burger King foot lettuce

The last thin you'd want in your Burger King burger, is someone's foot fungus.

"Yo, don't eat that burger. Someone's foot fungus is on the lettuce."

by cY-3 April 4, 2019

Bum Fungus

Bum Fungus is a fungal infection of the outer colon.

Bum Fungus is usually found in the holes of Pregnant women, Acrobats and people named Robert.

by colin worth July 23, 2007

funputer

A crappy laptop meant for little kids,very bad for bussiness.

Funputer malfunctions
Tom: Darn funputer! Ugh! I wish I had my stinkin' laptop.
Fat ugly wife at home is having webcam sex with another guy while using Tom's laptop

by VulcanMak July 14, 2007

funlucky

a shortened version of 'thats fucking unlucky'; usually used in a derogatory manner

'yeah bro I was totally going to hit that but it turned out 'she' used to be a dude'

'funlucky!'

by joeyjordano February 16, 2009

Fundungled

An enjoyable state of confusion that can only be achieved in the company of a fun friend. The friend is necessary so you can blame them for your confusion, lack of focus, forgetfulness, or "blonde moment".

"I am so fundungled, I can't think of the word."
" Why did I come in here again"?
"What was I saying"?

by The "J" Team February 12, 2020

Funguling

Funguling means fucking ugly like its the highest level of being ugly where people call them selves funguling or other stuff or friends too .

- damn i look funguling in this outfit .
- kezo was funguling yesterday .

by shekobeko February 13, 2020

Fungused

The act of taking someone else's computer or other device and looking up something sketchy or humorous, and accusing the person of doing it themselves. Particularly used for the word "Fungus" and the website puginarug.com.

Did you hear the news? Ruby fungused Jonas! That's awfully suspicious of Jonas.

by Funguser November 18, 2021