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flappy fish market

NOUN

Proper designation for a spouse or a partner who, as soon as you are out of town, has a habit of conveniently receiving eyebrow-raising visitors in your marital home, especially during sleeping hours.
According to a reliable witness account, Defendant received more than 30 late-night visitors to Plaintiff's penthouse when Plaintiff was away or out of town. "What I once thought was love for this gold-digging, low level, a dime a dozen, mushy, pointless dangling overused flappy fish market...."
by BarbossasPeriwig May 27, 2022
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Flappy Bird

One of the few things actually harder than a Nokia phone. Known to frustrate teenagers and many young adults. The object of the game is to get the bird to "flap" through Warp-Pipes (as seen in the Super Mario series) without dying. See: insanity
Jared was playing Flappy Bird until he realised that he isn't going anywhere in his life, and that he should stop pulling his hair out and attend to his Algebra 2 homework.
by Jar_Lar January 27, 2014
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flappy bird

See that guy over there? Has he not deceived you into selling your soul to this nightmare of a game? No? Well then why the hell are you looking out up on the urban dictionary? Why don't you just go download this abomination of a video game right now? Oh I know why. You're scared. Yeah, that's right. You're scared of this hideous piece of garbage that your friend just showed you. Well go ahead, be scared, because once you start playing this game, there is no escape. Your girlfriend will desert you, your friends will abandon you, and your life will literally throw you away.Enter at your own risk.

ps, the high score is 2,147,483,647
Steve: Hey dude, check out this awesome new game!
Tim: What's it called?
Steve: flappy bird
Tim: Shut the duck up, Steve
by MooseTooth February 2, 2014
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flappy fight

When two gay guys sword fight with their penises.
“Me and bill had a flappy fight yesterday

“Ur so Fucking gay”
by Aurjdj October 30, 2017
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Old Man Flappy Cap

Singer Brian Johnson from AC/DC. Called this because he wears a stupid old man's flappy cap.
I think old man flappy cap is about to sing Thunderstruck.
by K40 January 13, 2004
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flappy cletus

a used up girl thats probably pretty loose and very slobbering drunk! an easy woman!
by philthebomb April 25, 2010
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fulapple

The phrase one says when in an awkward situation when there is nothing to say, trying to make the situation less awkward.
Toby: Damn, I got my dick stuck in a boiling kettle, you want to see?

Zach: Fulapple!
by Vindaloovians December 28, 2013
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