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fuckeling

To be fucking around with something whilst being an annoying shit head.
Example 1: Walter is fuckeling around with my cell phone again, changing the passcode so I cannot access my phone anymore.

Example 2: Walter stop fuckeling with that pen, that sound is annoying!
by Ol' Hawkeye March 20, 2013
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fuckering listen to me

When someone won’t listen to you.
by Xaviermarvel01 June 2, 2018
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what the hap is fuckening

A new, jazzier catchphrase to say when you encounter your friends. This phrase dates back to 36 BCE: Mark Antony yelled this to the Parthians after arriving with his calvary to Anatolia.
Group of people: *having a good time
Jim: WHAT THE HAP IS FUCKENING!
Group of people: Oh damn it
by my name jeff69 April 25, 2019
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fuckening

The anger induced sex that occurs after an argument or a misunderstanding between two or more beings.
While most often occurring between two lovers, recipients can include, but are not limited to; bf/gf, wife/husband, co-workers, criminals in prison, and various members of the animal kingdom.
"Fuck Off!" She exclaimed. And at that moment the look in his eyes told her the fuckening was about to begin.
The male lion, with his huge mane, stood upon the savana victorious over his older adversary. The lioness, distracted by today's kill, is oblivious to the fuckening she and her fellow lionesses are about to receive.
by figarojames November 4, 2016
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Fuckeling

When sex is assumed to happen but all you end up doing is cuddling.
We were fuckeling all night.
by RsLeafy November 21, 2013
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The Fuckening

The reckoning of all of the fuckery in one's life in order to forward. Psychologists also refer to this as "integration" - the positive experience of psychological maturity.
Holy shit, it's the fuckening. I hated XXXX and was incapable of XXXX because it is directly related to this singular event and the negative way that event made me feel. By removing the negative associations to that event, I can now experience XXXX in a new and positive way.
by Music Club January 17, 2019
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The Fuckening

When your cat(s) start tearing the house apart at 3 AM running around like they're possessed
When you hear the sound of your cat full speed sprinting and objects breaking late at night, you know the fuckening has commenced.
by The_Cat_Wrangler June 17, 2019
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