dirty fernando

While the person is sleeping, you shave off their eyebrows and replace with fecal matter.

While John was sleeping, his friends did a dirty fernando on him; he woke up and rubbed his eyes, wiping it off.

by ese1024 January 2, 2011

fernando torres

Amazing spanish soccer player. He's only 22, one of the greatest strikers. he plays for spains national team and is the captain for club atletico madrid, his number is 9 for both teams. not only is he great at football (soccer) he's also great looking- hes got the eyes,smile, cuteness,abs,biceps,legs and ASS. HOTTEST SOCCER PLAYER EVER!

person : damn i saw this soccer player he was so fucking hot! but i dont know who he is, i just know hes number nine

me: o. thats got to be fernando torres! lol

by jess<3 March 6, 2007

Fernando

The sexy Mexican taco man that has a huge cock

Have you seen Fernando with his sexy ass

by l Bigi l April 2, 2020

spicy fernando

Anally pernetrating a sexual partner using hot sauce as lubricant.

"Nothing is hotter than the spicy fernando."

by Ryan Poss December 16, 2005

Ferdinando

To take a HUGE hit from a spliff after saying the words: "è da un po' che non fumo ma un tiro lo faccio volentieri".
Usually one person is forced to do a Ferdinando when a homie asks "Ma, vuoi fare un tiro?"

Vecio non posso fare un Ferdinando adesso, potrei svenire.

by Ma Vecio March 17, 2020

Fernando's Ugly Ass Dog

literally the UGLIEST DAMN DOG EVER, so gross it makes me want to throw up.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you seen Fernando's Ugly Ass Dog?!"

Guy 2: *Violently combusts from disgust and pain from remembrance of that disgusting dog.

by zenkurai November 17, 2021

Fernando Torres

A footballer (soccer) that has made David Blaine jealous by beating the world record for doing nothing in a box.

Fernando Torres has extended his world record after another 90 minutes of nothing in the box.

by rabbidrabbidrabbid May 14, 2011