Ship it like fedex

When you ship two characters (typically from cartoons/anime) so hard that you have to mention the shipping service, fedex to add extra emphasis on the pair you are shipping.

-person is watching something with a friend-
Person1:"Whoa! that was good, especially the part with frank and tina!"
Person2:"Yeah I totally ship it."
Person1:"really?"
Person2:"Yeah man I ship it like fedex!"

by ThatOneAnimeFan June 16, 2016

Former FedEx Employee

Any idiot who works for a package delivery company and leaves large boxes or expensive electronic equipement at a recipients home without getting a signature (on the doorstep or the like), then only to discover that the recipent called to complain that the delivery was never made, when in reality they kept the stuff without paying for it.. hence leaving the FedEx employee with some explaining to do.

"I ordered this new laptop from Gateway and when I got home that Former FedEx Employee left it at my door, what an idiot. I totally called the company and told them I never got it"

by Jacob Miller September 6, 2005

I blame FedEx

To blame procrastination on FedEx, when there is no other available alibi.

I have a lot of work to do tonight. I don't wanna do it. ...I blame FedEx!

by 0Hamster0 December 9, 2008

Double FedEx

A game, usually played my middle-schoolers. When you see a truck pulling two FedEx Cargo Crates, you punch the nearest person to you and say, "Double FedEx"

Joey: "Double FedEx"

*punches Mike*
Mike: "Dude! Wtf!"

by XxReaper454xX January 21, 2011

No FedEx

When your group of friends inconsiderable ships a completely unshippipable couple whether it be they hang a lot together or they flirt very subtly with each other, and you just hate them for it because you ship yourself with one of those people being shipped, you ship them with someone else in your school or the world, or they just aren't right for each other and you feel disgusted every time your friends try to get them to be cuddly and say "awwwwww!".

"Oh my god man, Kara and Charles are totally for each other, they should go out sometime!"
"No offense but I just feel no FedEx between them."

by rylon_pylon13 September 4, 2016

Cornell Fedex

When someone graduates from Cornell's online program, a special Fedex package is sent. This package consists of a stick with instructions on how to stick it up your ass. This normally happens during Cornell's commencement ceremony.

Ever since Jack graduated from E-Cornell, he's been on pins and needles waiting for his Cornell Fedex

by geo_rube November 3, 2010

the fedex

It is when you put a fist in the pink and a foot in the stink.

Fred was driving the FedEx so hard that Corina couldn’t walk the next day.

by VBsmash May 2, 2018