the fedex

It is when you put a fist in the pink and a foot in the stink.

Fred was driving the FedEx so hard that Corina couldn’t walk the next day.

by VBsmash May 2, 2018

fedex

fedex acts like an absolute idiot in most cases

user: no way is that fedex???

fedex:k

by fedex420 May 11, 2022

Fedex

verb, to intentionally lose or misplace something, often for the purpose of frustrating its owner.

I didn't want my dad seeing his cranky new girlfriend friday night, so I fedexed his car keys.

by withonef March 31, 2023

FedEx

Short for vacation

I’m on my way to FedEx

by Rdeano19 November 29, 2022

FedEx

Cargo company. Delivers things around the world.

When is the order from FedEx coming?

by Cdjdllpo299 October 28, 2023

Fedex

Fat ass

Damn, you’re a fedex!
You have a big fedex!

by Iloveurbandict October 8, 2022

FedEx

The BEST mail service that TOTALLY delivers packages on time, and they DEFINITELY don’t break them when they come a month- I MEAN ON TIME! They would NEVER do that!

Adam: My new phone’s supposed to arrive right now, but it says it just left Tennessee. Where do we live again?
William: Minnesota. Who’s delivering it?
Adam: FedEx.
William: Well, that explains why.
Adam: I fucking hate FedEx.

by Rainiered September 15, 2021