facebookivity

(n) The opposite of productivity, marked by an excessive use of facebook.

Man, I have a ton of homework to do... time for less facebookivity.

by jhambone March 14, 2010

Facebooking

Being on www.facebook.com all day at work, after work, before work, during sleep, while taking a dump, at school.

Synonyms: myspacing, hi5ing, friendstering

1. Sorry boss, I couldn't finish the assignment cause I was busy facebooking all day.

by Raman L December 9, 2008

Facebooking around

To aimlessly browse Facebook with no explicit intentions; checking "updated friends," looking at pictures, writing on walls, playing with applications, etc.

Person 1: "What are you doing on your computer?
Person 2: "Nothing important, just facebooking around."

by Renee K January 11, 2009

Facebooking

(v.)- To wrap your buttcheeks around another person's face, like putting an open book over their face, hence the term "Facebooking." The facebooker can then proceed to smother his/her partner's face with his/her buttcheeks. Used as a sexual move between partners. Also known as "cheek to cheek."

Dude, she facebooked me last night and it was fucking awesome until she farted up my nose.

Oh gross! those two guys are facebooking each other in public in BROAD DAYLIGHT!

by Count Zurich April 4, 2009

Facebookian

Meeting an old friend whom you haven't seen in years in person and having an experience like looking at all your old high school photos posted on Facebook.

I ran into Margie from 7th grade the other day and it was a really facebookian encounter.

by Shane's mom 63 January 1, 2009

Facebookism

Judging people based on the number of friends/connections that they have on Facebook.

Hey Tom! Guess what I'm cooler than you because I have 82 friends!

by Slut-Bag McGee April 13, 2005

Facebookalich

The gremlin that attacks your Facebook account and makes your posts appear multiple times. This also explains the other strange aspects to Facebook such as virtual gifts that have no value and randomly poking people - things that just don't make sense.

Friend (posted in comments): Okay then, I'll see you tonight.

Friend (posted in comments): Okay then, I'll see you tonight.

You (posted in comments): Oh no, you've been attacked by the Facebookalich. Turn off the computer NOW!

by Elheru July 19, 2010