Exploding Bowtie

To prominently deficate on a supine slumbering individual superior to the chest, but inferior of the neck, and upon completion, awakening the individual, who then looks down, causing the freshly laid fecal matter to be compressed by the individuals chin, and splattering in a bowtie formation.

If i come home and find her sleeping as usual, I am going to have to administer the exploding bowtie.

by Mentone2 November 14, 2012

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Exploding Dick Syndrome

(N) Refers to When you wake up in the middle of the night with a dick full of dick pee. This typically is after periods of long drinking.

Woke up with exploding dick syndrome this morning. Boy, did I have a dick full of dick pee.

by 8========D August 1, 2016

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Exploding Volcano

This is when three guys jizz in your butt and then you squeeze and all the jizz comes out exploding like a volcano.

Oscar let 3 guys jizz in his bum and then he bent over and did the exploding volcano.

by UziQP November 20, 2018

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Exploding Diarrhea

The act of evacuating ones self in an explosive manner.

Jim had the beefaroni at Ryan's Steakhouse and had a case of Exploding Diarrhea.

by Jim Bello July 16, 2008

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Holy shit my penis is exploding

The act of male genetalia detonating as a result of sexual intercourse (ejaculation), or C4.

Holy shit my penis is exploding

*while having sex* Girl my penis just exploded!
OR
*boom*

by The AWESOME DUDE!!! September 23, 2009

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exploding mushroom

An action involving one person joining the tips of all of their fingers together, coming up behind an unsuspecting person, and shoving their fingers up their butt while opening the hand and making an ecploding noise.

I'm going to give you an exploding mushroom if you don't cut it out!

by Brackettmaster April 23, 2006

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