National eat Mariah pussy day 

National eat mariah pussy day is a day where you find a girl named Mariah and you ask to eat her pussy. from the back, sides, and front. this day occurs on April 12th

Ima eat mariah pussy on national eat mariah pussy day.

National eat Mariah pussy day by Buttercupbullies April 11, 2022

Pussy Eat McGee 

One who eats a lot of puss

I eat puss for breakfast lunch and dindin

-Pussy Eat McGee

Pussy Eat McGee by YurrStepDad April 7, 2020

eat your girls pussy day

27th of november is <<lick your girls pussy day>>. The day where you get to eat her out as often as you desire

bf: Hey babe can I eat that pussy?
gf: I want you to.

- 1 hour later
bf: Want me to eat your pussy?
gf: Didn't you do that like an hour ago?
bf: Well it's eat your girls pussy day.

eat your girls pussy day by gilfiswhatineed November 22, 2021

You can't have your pussy and eat it too 

A dirtier, less known expression that mean's the same as "you can't have your cake and eat it, too."

In other words, you can't have everything you want. You get one thing, but you may not get the other.

Joe: Did you hear that Mike slept with Kelly?

Sam: Yea.

Joe: But she won't be his girlfriend.

Sam: "You can't have your pussy and eat it too"

You can't have your pussy and eat it too by Russessabagina December 15, 2009

National eat your moms pussy day 

The 12th of may is!

The day where you get to eat,lick,makeout with your milf moms pussy and give her the great time that slut needs

Mom…
Yes sweetie

Take them panties off
Why sweetheart
Because it’s…
National eat your moms pussy day

National eat your moms pussy day by Ilovemymilfmom May 12, 2023

can I eat that wet ass pussy 

licking and fingering a vagina. Most people say that before humping the shit out of each other.

Hey sexy baby, can I eat that wet ass pussy.

can I eat that wet ass pussy by heheclapper69 December 2, 2022

Eat a puss rex

A man known for his prowess at eating pussy…

Gwynn: omg. Did you see. That guy? Shaylynn:. Yeah. No doubt he's an eat A puss Rex!

Eat a puss rex by 4realazitgits March 3, 2021