encounter with the devil

When you think you’re going to throw up, and you kneel by the toilet, but you don’t throw up and you get stuck in a state of superposition between feeling like shit when you move but feeling fine when you don’t.

“what the fuck did you feed me last night? i had an encounter with the devil for like- six hours..”

by handsoffmyspuds November 9, 2021

close encounter of the twenty-second kind

When an alien spaceship disappears up your behind

Person 1: My friend Matt has recently had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind.
Person 2: That's rough, is it still in there?

by Naked_Grandma January 4, 2024

festie testie encounter

When you hook up with a guy at a festival whose testicles are sweaty and smelly.

I'm so excited to hang out! But if you wanna do your own thing or you know...have a festie testie encounter be my guest.

by ClawGee April 11, 2014