Egotistical Brat

Someone always brags about themselves and is a brat

"Anna called Ryan an egotistical brat".

by Nicholas tutu April 13, 2018

Egotistical Twat

Someone who has an ego when they have nothing to back the ego up with and start being a twat about it.

ThatMadGK is a fucking egotistical twat. And cries when he gets told someone’s better than him.

by IXISZ April 25, 2018

egotist

See Vore.

by Vore February 16, 2003

Egotistic Trolling Moment

A trolling moment where you say something egotistic about yourself. (Usually out of the blue)

Troll: I love myself, and I need myself, so no one else can have me.

Someone Else: Shut up with your egotistic trolling moment.

Troll: I'm married to myself, because I'm that awesome.

Someone Else: ...

Troll: I started thinking, "I wonder who in the world is better than me?"
Then I realized, I'm perfect, and always will be.

Someone Else: ...

by Anonymously Epic September 12, 2011

Egotistical Drug Irony

When somebody keeps doing drugs and gets an ego from it, when it is the root of why the person shouldn't have an ego. This is also ironically what makes it even harder for the person to quit the habit.

Josh: Yo dawg, wanna smoke some of dat supa fire?

Victor: I'm kind of busy right now... I have, er, a lot to do today...

Josh: Aight dawg whatever mang... more for me fool! Stay chill dawg.

Victor: *Facepalms to himself knowing the Egotistical Drug Irony*

by FrusteratinglyEducational November 13, 2012

egotistical commie bastard

A name that Nikki and Mary call people when they are 1)mad at them, 2)hate them, or 3) are digusted by their communistic ways. If you are called this that means you are very low.

OMG that kid just yelled at us, what an egotistical commie bastard!!!

or


He is so full of himself, what an egotiscal commie bastard.

by Mary & Nikki rock May 07, 2005

EGOTISTICAL TOUR-DE-FORCE

Nonsensical Cinematography term used when you don't understand a single thing about the movie, so you are obliged to say something faux-meaningful about the director. Originally used in late 1980's in Limerick, Ireland by amateur would-be film critics before spreading urban areas and thence internationally (BMC)

"I felt the film used a mishmash of several differing genres and tropes, but my main comment would be that for the director, it was an egotistical tour-de-force'

by BeeMacCee March 15, 2021