Dumber than a box of rocks 

Anyone who needs this definition. I mean, it’s stated in the name. Dumber than a box of rocks refers to people who are cocky, but extremely dumb.

“How many planets in our solar system are there?”
“I think like… 17? Yeah.”
“Holy crap, they’re dumber than a box of rocks!”

Dumber than a box of rocks by EmoMediocreBoi April 19, 2022

Dumber than a short haired red-head 

Whenever someone is being a complete moronic douche-bag of a whore, it is common to call them this name. Only use in cases where the women looks like an ugly lesbain.

Guy #1: Man that bitch uses the word Retarded while her kid looks Autistic!

Guy #2: That ugly stupid bitch is dumber than a short haired red-head.

Dumber than a short haired red-head by Bitch Imsmarterthanyou February 14, 2012

Dumber than a bunch of cleaners 

Being dumber than someone that pushes a broom and cleans toilets for a living.

If you got any stupider you would be dumber than a bunch of cleaners!

Dumber than a bunch of cleaners by Scott Putnam December 22, 2008

Dumber than a bag of dog dicks 

Something that is even more stupid than a bag of dog dicks

Jeff said"I knew a guy that used to carry around a bag of dog dicks." that's so dumb said Bob. Carl chimed in and said "I knew a guy that believed everything CNN reported" . Poco awoke from his sleep and said " now that's dumber than a bag of dog dicks". They all laughed a bit.

Dumber than a bag of dog dicks by Jacker Smacker June 27, 2020

Dumber than a Bucket of Dogshit 

Someone who is dumber than dogshit - their brain is the equivalent of a bucket...FULL of dogshit. While probably also morally inept/retarded, their intelligence is likely due to inbreeding somewhere in the family tree, or possibly being tossed into a ceiling fan as an infant. They usually turn into a screeching autist when triggered for an illogical reason.

Alternative phrase: "Uglier than a bucket of dogshit".

"All these politicians are dumber than a bucket of dogshit. I would rather have a bucket of literal-fucking-dogshit 'lead' me than these political assclowns."

"A bag of hammers, a box of rocks, and a bucket of dogshit -combined- have more intelligence than that fuckfaced douchefag."

Dumber than a Bucket of Dogshit by LeonitusMaximus September 13, 2021

Dumber than a box of rocks 

Extremely dumb.

My friend has a few goldfish. They're dumber than a box of rocks, she says as they NEVER stop eating!

Dumber than a box of rocks by Caramelcoatedrabbit19 May 12, 2022

dumber than trump 

to be dumber than a orange skinned old man who at one point was president of the united states

who often said incredibly dumb things

bob: Chinese writing is the same as Japanese writing it is practically the same.
chris: they are not the same thing chris pulls out his phone and looks up the differences between the two writing characters and shows bob.
bob: well both countries people look the same as one another.
chris: bob you are absolutely dumber than trump if you think that.

dumber than trump by Backstroke swimmer 24 April 8, 2024