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dildo duel

When two people insert dildoes into thier lower orifices and squirm as if fighting to move the dildo around eachother's orifice, bringing much pleasure.


A dildo duel is also the result of immature 12 year olds visiting an adult natured shop, and having a swordfight with the largest dildo collection.
Two kids came into the shop and had a dildo duel yesterday. They knocked over a few gimp suits.
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google duel

When two people are arguing about a person/place/thing, and both parties involved believe that he/she is right and the other is wrong, then a google duel is about to ensue.

A google duel involves the use of the google search engine in order to resolve the conflict in question, and it usually ends with the loser being owned and/or tea bagged.
Guy #1: Nuh, ugh, the capital of California is Los Angeles
Guy #2: No, it's not; it's Sacramento
Guy #1: Fine, I challenge you to a google duel (looks it up via google)
Guy #2: ...See, told you so. Dude, I just owned your ass!
Guy #1: ... shit.
by Dollar tree douche dealer September 19, 2009
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Hypixel Duels

A gamemode on the greatest minecraft server ever Hypixel that the staff seem to forget about for years at a time. When they finally remember they created this great gamemode with absolutely no cheaters and no lag they give it an update that usually involves removing something. Games include Classic, UHC, Skywars, Sumo, Blitz, Megawalls, Bridge, Bow, Parkour, Boxing, NodeBuff, Combo, OP, and TNT.
You play Hypixel Duels, wow you're such a virgin.
by gritters November 6, 2021
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Swordplay Duel

Flail your arms around wildly and hope you kill your opponent. Best game in Wii Sports Resort to speedrun by far.
Person 1: Woah, Count got a new record in Swordplay Duel!
Person 2: Isn’t that the sport where you just have a seizure with the Wii Remote?
Person 1: No, that’s Tennis.
by Lugia2468 July 6, 2020
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respect the duel

In a multi-player game you should wait to engage players until they are finished fighting and only one is left. See more info "donkey Punch"
Yo man you should Respect the Duel and not frag me like that.
by SAW BABY June 13, 2013
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Stool Duel

A stool duel is when you’re fucking someone in the ass and you feel poop poking you back.
Hey man, I was fucking this girl in the ass last night and I felt poop poking me back on the dick. Rather than pull out I decided to fight the poop back in and have a stool duel!
by sick mo'fo May 15, 2022
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Dueling Pianos

The female equivalent of ‘downhill skiing’. When a man can pleasure 2 women at once just using his talented tinkling digits.
Every Wednesday Pete invited Molly and Shea round for another rendition of his Dueling Pianos. After slipping off the piano stool they left happy.
by SandyBerg February 19, 2020
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