Douchesturbia

An area with a high concentration of douchebags, identified by popped collars, heavy cologne, Ed Hardy/Affliction shirts and overcompensation of hyper-masculinity.

Word is derived from the pop hit Disturbia by Rihanna.

Example: I have to drive to the club because I live in Douchesturbia and cannot walk there or take public transit, including a taxi.

Douchesturbia
Orange County, CA
Miami, FL
Austin, TX

by Phuketall January 29, 2010

Douchesketball

A game of basketball played in a driveway by nearly 30 year old men who want to be 18 again.

Those douches next door are playing douchesketball again!

by suppvengenz November 6, 2010

Douchequake

The phenomenon that occurs when a person's loud stereo causes a building to shake.

"Dude, why is your house shaking?"
"Oh, that? It's just another douchequake."

by sarabellum September 16, 2016

Douchequake

noun
a person so annoying the ground will move to avoid him/her

Because of that douchequake Montell my azaleas have uprooted.

by Edbelfourskin November 16, 2016

Douchesuitcase

Noun derogatory informal
Noun: douchesuitcase

an obnoxious and contemptible person (typically used when talking to a truly insufferable person)

"You're not a douchebag, you are a fully packed douchesuitcase, and you need to be better."

by AbbeyCheesecake October 21, 2021