The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

A metaphor for timing, basically saying the time must be right.

Trevor: Should I ask this girl out, she said I was cute?
Shawn: The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

by JPOEMMAMA January 7, 2022

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Donkeyshit

Something that is more silly, fake, or stupid

"The movie Bruno, has more donkey shit than Borat"

"All of the videos parodying Greatest WOW Freak Out are all Donkeyshit"

by Supermike6 August 14, 2009

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Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you?

-Gordon Ramsay

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How a Mexican person might try to pronounce the German term for thank you.

Heeey...gracious amigo, I mean donkeyshits mein friend

by pudcan July 26, 2007

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"I don't give a donkeyshit about your opinions, buddy."

"Oh hell no, this is donkeyshit!"

by jiggysaw17 August 27, 2020

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An exaggerated version of 'Raining cats and dogs' where now its hailing and snowing and raining etc.

'holy shit, its shitting horses and donkeys'

by doomplings October 14, 2021

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