dickalickaphobia

fear of licking or kissing a dick

he said he would pay me for a blow job in the bathroom but I suffer from dickalickaphobia

by dick girl December 28, 2020

dickalickasaurus

A person who prefers the penis over the Vagina at all times!
Lickalotapuss has been around forever for the females that like to lick-a-lot-a-puss, now the females that prefer the penis have a dinosaur name of there own. Dickalickasaurus, a lover of all variations of the penis.

I am a dickalickasaurus not a lickalotapuss, two completely different beings!!

by Mary Tully November 27, 2021

dickalationship

A relationship where no feelings are involved just straight up dropping dick off everytime

This a dickalationship baby we just just fucking round

by Dreskiigzz November 28, 2021

dickapitation

the action or process of a man penis being removed from the body. No anaesthetic is used in this process. Thus it is painful and only to be wished upon the worst of enemies or spouses.

Dood #1: "Hey what did Jill do when she found out Bob was cheating on her?"
Dood #2: "Oh she gave him a hardcore dickapitation!!"

by nelly b July 25, 2007

dickanus

when someone you know is being unsavory./you.

"I'll call you by your name...dickanus."

by dirk squarejaw May 5, 2003

dickalogna

/dikˈalōnē/

noun - the act of pontificating so much that there is time for nothing else

verb - to pontificate and do absolutely nothing useful

adjective - to be an utter waste of air, space and time

exclamation - used alone or as a noun or a verb in various phrases to express anger, annoyance, contempt, impatience, or simply for emphasis.

The Colonel has mastered dickalogna.

The Colonel dickalognaed through an entire hour long meeting today.

The Colonel sends the most dickalogna emails I've ever read.

This some DICKALOGNA!

by MalenkeeMilaya August 17, 2017

Gross Dickage

The measurement of the total number of cocks that a female has taken in any of her orifices over a specific period of time or over the course of her sexually active life.

Hey broohhhh! Help me out. Sandy and Renee both want to go out with me. Who should I choose?

Well braaahhhh. Sandy is the hottest. But Renee has the least Gross Dickage. So I'd go with Renee.

Thanks broooohhh!

by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2015