Dickpickle

when you get into a mess cause you thought with your dick

Guy: "woah that women is hot I am gonna fuck her tonight."
Dick: "go for it dude."
Later it turns out that she was the daughter of a cop who Jailed you for dating his daughter
Guy: I am in a real Dickpickle

by Christownnews July 4, 2017

dicktickle

when you get a slight itch on your dick :)

excuse me ma'am but I have a dicktickle.
I have to scratch my dick.

by ogertoger420 October 8, 2020

Dickdickle

When a male has finished urinating in sub zero tempuratures and the last drop freezes to the tip creating a dick icicle.

It was so cold last night that when I finished pissin' I had a dickdickle

by Dickdickle July 20, 2023