Sam: aye bro it’s december 7
Tim: what?
Sam: national fuck your girlfriend day Tim: she’s on her period tho
Sam: why have a sword when you don’t get it bloody?
You: Hey toilet, how's your day?
Toilet: It's been good I've been chilling, how about you?
You: Its been good.
A few minutes later...
You: Dang that felt nice!
Toilet: WHAT WAS THAT MAN!?!?
You: Its December 7
The best day to be born whoever is born on this day is most definitelythe best person youll ever meet there the best person in the whole world so you should tell them.