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joker dat hoe

eating out dat hoe, during her period, waiting until she nearly achieves climax, and face is covered in blood, crawl up on top of her look her in the eye and say "why so serious?"
Bryan's dad always joker dat hoe, meaning his mom
by jokerdatbitch April 19, 2009
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super man dat hoe

v. To "super man dat hoe" is to interrupt intercourse just as male peak is reached, thusly spooge on the female's back, and slap a tissue ontop of the cum, giving her a "cape."
"Shii, daw', you should totally just super man dat hoe - shoot her in duh back and hit a CAPE on dat shit!"
by Lucifer Ann November 7, 2007
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ipod nano dat hoe

When you bust your load (after doing the deed with a woman) on your ipod nano you grab it by the headphones and slap it across her face thus sticking on her face and using it as an ipod holder.
Johny: hey Billy guess what i did last night
Billy: what did u do?
Johny: i took this girl back to my crib and she bagged on my performance so i ipod nano dat hoe and they i comfortably listened to my music.
by The True Pappa Smurf January 16, 2008
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King shlong dat hoe

when andy mcvittie fucks a girl so hard she dies
Go on my son king shlong dat hoe! tear her right up the middle. No mercy!!!!!!!!!!
by king slong August 5, 2008
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Apache Chief dat hoe

when you ejaculate on your partner's forehead then throw feathers at her face giving her an Apache feather headdress.
Never go home with Dan, he has down pillows specifically so he can Apache Chief dat hoe.
by marctar December 18, 2008
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hulk dat hoe

a morbidly obese man, after nailing a chick throws green paint over his body, yells in triumph "im the hulk bitch" and smashes through a wall and runs away naked
he hulk dat hoe the other day and it was good
to hulk someone
Hulikism - from the latin word hulkoshpokish, meaning "flying green blimp/fat man"
by --TurkeyGonads-- July 1, 2008
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spiderman dat hoe

a sexual act similar to superman dat hoe. When your woman wont get down with you, you wait until she is asleep and cum in her hand. Then, stick her hand someplace: her face, the pillow, the bedside table, etc. When she wakes up, she'll seem like spiderman!
she wouldn't put out, so i had to spiderman dat hoe last night. bitch woke up with the alarm clock stuck to her hand!
by Colin K November 21, 2007
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