The art of jerking off on a girls back while she sleeps. When she wakes up the sheets are stuck to her back like a Cape.
by JoEY MaTTz September 22, 2007
an oral sexual activity when a female lays down on her back and the male dips his testicles in and out the female's mouth as if her mouth was hot water and his testicles were the tea bag
by Horris Niel October 17, 2007
when you ejaculate on a girls stomach while she's sleeping, then put a sheet on her so when she stands up the sheet sticks therefore making her look like she has an apron.
Man, I'm gonna betty crocker dat hoe so when she wakes up she'll be ready to make me a grilled cheese sandwich!
by Jay Crocker November 5, 2007
when you are fucking a girl and you cum on her back and then knock her out. and then in the morning the cum is still on her back, resembling a spider web. ;
josh fucked kari and he came on her back and then knocked her out and she woke up with a spidey web on her back. ;D and then josh told mack that he is going to spiderman dat hoe again.
by adkins September 15, 2007
To hump a girl from behind while puffing a grape dutchmaster and listening to pink noise from an i-phone while wearing moon boots and discussing the galaxy.
by Elizabeth O December 8, 2007
by A la Verga December 4, 2007
The act of placing a slice of bread on the face of an unattractive female(butter face)and rubbing in a smooth circular motion during sexual intercourse. Caution: to avoid suffocation, please be considerate of your partner and poke holes in the bread for air.
Guy#1: Dude, that girl you brought home last night was a total butter face. Did you Wonda Bread Dat Hoe?
Guy#2: You best believe I did!
Guy#2: You best believe I did!
by ICantBelieveItsButter March 5, 2008