blonde dysmorphia

when stupid bitches get stupider

Dumb bitch: omg i just got highlights done but i’m having so much blonde dysmorphia rn!!
Any sane person: stfu

by shhhdonttellnoone August 16, 2023

Gym Dysmorphia

Basically its when the gym that you currently go to is good enough but you see a video of a more fancier and better looking and one that has more machines gym and you wanna cancel your current membership and fuck off to america or some other country/place to go to a different gym

Person 1: "Dude the gym he goes to is so fancy and has such good equipment. Shits giving me gym dysmorphia."
Person 2: "Dang, now where u going its already been like 5 gym switches. You went from a gym at your home to a different country, u dumbass."

by smurfcat105 September 19, 2023

Eyebrow dysmorphia

Constantly worrying about how your eyebrows look and/or they’re even or symmetrical enough.

Addicted to having eyebrow perfect at all times.

“Do you think I need to pluck my brows or is my eyebrow dysmorphia kicking in”

by Realtslk April 12, 2024

Car Dysmorphia

Against your cars will you identify your vehicle as something that it is not.

i.e - you believe and infinity coupe is a Nissan skyline and switch badges to further aid in your belief that car is something that it is not thereby one experiences car dysmorphia

by Charaletta April 18, 2024

Car Dysmorphia

The never ending thoughts of your car never being good enough to be compared to the standards seen online. While online cars used filters, and put thousands of dollars into their car, yours will never look the same.

My car is never good enough, I think I may have car dysmorphia.

by Ian Brunds June 11, 2022

Buddy Dysmorphia

when you can't tell if someone is actually your friend

I don't know if he genuinely likes me or if he's just using me to further his career. I think I have buddy dysmorphia.

by four leaf blower February 18, 2022