Defensive Striker

Football A defensive striker is quasi offensive false 9 that starts the first line of defense in a high counter pressing system

Firmino is a defensive striker for liverpool and has been instrumental.

by J123E July 8, 2020

defensive blanket

A defensive strategy used in ice hockey by Western Conference teams to prevent an opposing team from proceeding through the neutral zone (the area between the blue lines) to force turnovers. Originally coined by CBC analysts, although this same tactic employed by Eastern Conference teams is known as The Trap.

The Canucks threw a defensive blanket over the Blackhawks and kept it there with a minimal number of breakdowns -- rarely venturing over their opponent's blue line.

by ron_jeremy May 10, 2009

Defensive Driver

Noun: Someone who can claim to be a "good driver" when they are really just a stuck-up pussy who thinks its wrong to go 10 over the limit.

Bill: You are too much of a pussy to overtake someone on highway, you are a shitty driver

Travis: I'm not a shitty driver I'm a defensive driver. Look it up sometime.

Bill: Wow, shut the fuck travis, just shut the fuck up right now!

by thecoolcanadian August 24, 2011

defensive smoker

An act while playing madden. Grabbing a ciggarette or a blunt and lighting up while on defence and letting your defensive players do all the work while you enjoy smoking activities and cracking jokes with friends.

i was whoopin my brothers ass in madden when craig passed me a lit blunt and we didnt have to press pause cause i was on defence. Then we continued to crack on my brother bc adrian peterson ran over 5 players and broke 3 tackles..i am a defensive smoker

by bigchalie33 October 30, 2009

defensive cricket

A justification for doing a fat bird.

"Dude that bird was fat" "Defensive cricket MOTHERFUCKER!!!"

by BBB April 17, 2005

Defensive Language

The opposite of offensive language. It is used in lieu of actual swearing. Implemented by children and morons. see also: Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin's Defensive Language isn't fooling anyone.

by Gozroth November 28, 2011

Defensive Boner

The tightening of the urethral sphincter to prevent the flow of urine. Increased blood flow to the penis constricts the urethra so you don't piss yourself in your sleep.

Sarge: "Holster that weapon private!"

Pvt P.P: "It's a defensive boner sir! I really have to pee!"

by IamRob April 19, 2018