national fuck right off day

it happens to fall on the same day as national send nudes day, a great excuse to not fucking send nudes to the crusty mexican asking for them

Person 1- happy national send nudes day;)

Person 2- happy national fuck right off day!!

by chensly May 28, 2018

Fuck off day

International fuck off day where no one talks to u or anyone all day and u can get away from all the annoying people 😁

Hi what day is it?
It’s international fuck off day so fuck off

by @45nelly October 15, 2019

National Jerk Off Day

On March 9 is when we go ham. I made it on March 9th because it’s the 69th day of the year. Good luck boys.

Friend) Are you participating in March 9
Me) Of course who isn’t participating in National Jerk Off Day.

by AFrickenGenius November 16, 2019

piss cameron off day

Apparently February 22,2022. This is the day everybody and they mama decides to piss off Cameron’s all around the world. A day of complete irritation

“ hey why are u irritating Cameron so much?”
“Because it’s national piss Cameron off day”

by Bronny2000 February 22, 2022

Suck yo boy kelby off day

On October 5th if ya boy name is kelby you gotta give him head

Bro tomorrow is "Suck yo boy kelby off day" and I can't wait to suck him off

by Dj-wazzinadog October 4, 2021

national cut dicks off day

when guys need to shut up about mondays being national rape day ...cut off their dicks day every friday!

“Hey dude it’s national cut dicks off day” (cutely cuts dick off)

by Thantophopia April 12, 2021

national fuck off day

April 18th can be known as national fuck off day because everyone is dumb asf on this day

Hey bro today's national fuck off day

by Pussyeater101201 May 28, 2018