Cracker Barrel

Noun: A white woman with a very large ass.
Verb: To have anal sex with a white woman with a very large ass.

Did you see the Cracker Barrel on that white chick. So last night I was cracker barrelin this white girl. She ain't gonna shit right for a week.

by jt34 September 17, 2008

Cracker Barrel

(noun) A white woman with an oversized bottom.
(verb) The act of performing anal sex with a white woman with an oversized bottom. I.E. to cracker barrel someone.

Did you see the ass on that white girl. I'd love to cracker barrel that.

by jtmiller August 22, 2008

i want cracker barrel for dinner

code for a way of saying “i wanna die”

ex. i got an F on my test, i want cracker barrel for dinner.

by berrydrew June 21, 2018

Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack

The act of folding a woman up to make them look like a piece of popcorn, pouring caramel on their jugs, putting them in a barrel, and rolling them down a hill. Best done in the cold, to let the caramel harden and resemble a piece of Cracker-jack popcorn.

Gay man 1: I got so high off cat piss, I pulled off a Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack on this one dude.
Gay man 2: Yeah, that was me.

by meatbaggie November 10, 2019

Egg Sandwich at Cracker Barrel

when a twink lets two men dominate him from the mouth and rear in a cracker barrel bathroom.

I had an egg sandwich at Cracker Barrel

by gabe atol May 22, 2022

Cracker Barrel Baptism

First coined by comedic legend Theo Von, a Cracker Barrel Baptism refers to one person throwing up on another (This Past Weekend, Ep. #478)

“Ole Joe had one too many and gave Tami a Cracker Barrel Baptism while they was dancin”

by StrakeBleeter January 19, 2024

Cracker Barrel Baptism

When you get thrown up on in the bathroom of a Cracker Barrel.

After getting shitfaced I just gave some random dude a Cracker Barrel Baptism.

by Cale The Whale 🐳 January 18, 2024