cynical grave

cynical grave is the best crip walker on earth, he crip walks in red shoes yeahyeah audio maker cool

ayo this nigga cynical grave is hot as fuck

by CG360 April 4, 2021

Cynical Sam

The act of shoving a bottle rocket in your pee hole, and inserting it into a girl's vagina.

I just gave Scott a Cynical Sam.

by Princess TRiZ December 11, 2011

cynical wankers

You seem like one yourself by complaining about it and acting like you aren't cynical. Now that's cynical.

by master bates IV September 6, 2003

comically small spoon

tea spoon

person 1: you want a comically small spoon?
person 2: you mean a tea spoon?
person 1: alot funnier if you didnt explain it

by thatonememe21 November 24, 2020

This is deeply comical

Something that is deeply comical.

"Hey man, this is deeply comical"
"Æ ̢̦̬̂ᗩ̴̤̆Ꭹ̶̳̊͗̊Æ ̣̝̉͂͒ ̵͔̀ည̶̣̖͂̅ာ ̫͂̅̕Ⱥ̶̞͍̓͛̊ᗩ̶̭̖̎̇͘Æ̴̗̑͘ ̵͚́ခ̶̢͔͋̓̕ြ̵̛͚̇ေ̵̡̥̘͆̾̈́ ̹̪͙̋န̴̹͆̂͑ဲ ̅̀ͅȺ̶͍̀̕Ạ̴ཽ̒̇ ̜͒͊Ǽ̵̺͝A ̨̱͖̌̈́ည ̡͍͊ာ ͖̞̋A ̜̰̻̈̂͝ ̶̼̹̒͜Ⱥ̴͔̯͊Ⓐ̵̘̜̃̌ᗩ̶͙͓͇̾ᙓ ̡̦͎̈́̇͛Ꭹ̵̣̍̾ခ̵͉̾͝န ̦̈̎͂ဲ̶̵့͇̰̜̥̩̓́͘Æ ̛̮̳̉͜͝ ̶̳̇ပ̵̢̬̳̒ိ ̨̯̲̕ု̶̬̺̾̓͠ ̢̠̬͐Æ ̫͛̌͑Ǽ ͚̫̙͌̓̔Ⓐ ̻̀͛̚ͅည̶̰͘͝ာ̴̡͍̽Ⓐ ̗̼͉̕̕͘Æ̴̭͔͠ᗩ̵̟̑̿ᙓ̵͍͈̍͜ᗩ ͓́͊ͅᙓ ̛͚Æ̴̹̅͊"

by cotentect September 13, 2023

Comical Relapse

One of those things thats funny in your head but when you say it out loud nobody laughs.

Tim: What did the farmer tell everyone?

Alex: What?

Tim: I'm a farmer.

Alex: That was a Comical Relapse.

by (DWR) September 2, 2005

Cynical Matt

Cynical Matts are people whom generally have a deeply cynical and depressing outlook on life whilst expressing this in a way that is funny and cheers up companions and themselves. As a result of this, Cynical Matts tend to be very witty and intelligent as well as a champion at 'that's what she said'.

Person one: Arghn that test felt so long and hard!
Person Two: That's what she said!
Person One: you are such a Cynical Matt

by Katietron April 8, 2010