eat cocks and kick rocks

if you tell someone this its probably because you hate the fuck outta them and they stick around anyway and you just want them to go away. similar to saying go choke on a dick :)
"henry, I don't give a fuck about your moms bunions, go eat cocks and kick rocks"
by R. Marie S. January 27, 2020
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Crush my cock with a rock i must!
Maximum pain i must endure!
Crush my cock with a rock i must!
by The_wildcard April 13, 2021
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Cock Rocks

When a male gets kidney stones and has to pass solid stones out of their cock.
These kidney stones sure are painful. I really gotta finish passing these cock rocks.
by Cabgtv December 1, 2020
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Cock rock

The little yellow or white rock found by the tip of the Penis cap, only found in a subset of the population usually circumcised peoples. Scientific name Smegma.
A painful thing to remove, is often from a collection of substances that are in contact with the groin accumulating in a single spot becoming solid and rough. Unlike periods most of the time it needs to be pulled out manually.
Girls "You will never understand what its like to have a period!"
Guy "Have you ever had a cock rock before?"
by Дecca September 9, 2023
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Cock Rock Buttcheek

To slide ones penis between the butt cheeks.
Dude I totally cock rock buttcheeked that bitch last night.
by Iamgaypeople December 30, 2021
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