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clitty litter

The detritus scattered throughout a load of laundry after someone neglects to remove a menstrual or incontinence pad from her underwear, and it becomes shredded by the washing machine.
Damn! Now I have to pick all that clitty litter off of my jeans and sweater!
by damitchman February 19, 2020
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Beach sand in your cooch
The only thing she didn't miss when she moved back to Australia was all the clitty litter in her bikini bottoms from rolling around at the beach
by MeatLoafChel January 22, 2024
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Tiny remnants of toilet tissue lint stuck to a stripper's crotch after a hasty pee with no wet wipe in sight. Typically these low key hitchhikers aren't apparent at first, but become glaringly obvious beneath the black lights. They're now glow in the dark florescent and spread eagle across the center stage.
Who 'dat doin' splits on stage? Dat Discrete? No waaaaay! Sumboddy needa tella she got clitty litter all over ha cooch!
by Suzana L. September 5, 2025
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The crust in a woman's underwear when she has a yeast infection.
Girl, you need to change your litter box, your clitty litter is getting on the floor, making a mess.
by Heidi Hoe 2 August 19, 2024
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