Clanker Dick

A vape.
"Jimbos always sucking on clanker dick nowadays instead of getting lung cancer like REAL MEN!"
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Clanker

A clanker is a derogatory term for a robot, android, or other artificial intelligence. The term originated from Star Wars, but has recently expanded to a general term because of the rise of AI. Typically paired with another term like "wireback" or "oil guzzler". Not to be confused with clanka, which is the non-derogatory version of the word.
Me: "I WILL NOT ALLOW MY DAUGHTER TO MARRY A CLANKER!"
Daughter: "Dad, it's 2050! Robots are normal now!"
Me: "BLOOD IS THICKER THAN OIL!"
by moscowmoscow39 July 18, 2025
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Clanker

Clanker is someone who is always finding a new boyfriend/girlfriend.
It's a nice way of saying;slag,Slut or Thot
"Carmen is such a Clanker,She's always stealing my boyfriend"
by Tangoslime May 11, 2019
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Clanker

This is the term used for a older and rusty droid. The term clanker is commonly used amongst new age droids as a insult to older droids. "Clankers" often contain rusty components that are loud and can make "clanking" or "clunking sounds".
"shut you clanker a*s up, I said shut your clanker a*s up." - General Grievous
by seththesavagekid July 11, 2025
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Clanker

A new term used by people who aren't happy about the growing presence of robots and artificial intelligence in daily life has emerged.

"Clankers," a term from Star Wars lore used by humans and clones to derogatively refer to robots, the term first appeared in the Star Wars franchise. During the Clone Wars, a conflict between the republic and separatists, the latter used an army of robots called droids. So the word "clanker" became a common derogatory term used by protagonists toward their robotic enemies. While its use began ironically, the growing adoption of automation in almost every facet of life has some people using the term more seriously.
if I go to a theater and see a fucking clanker trying to serve me popcorn I’m leaving immediately
by Tersoar's a bitch July 26, 2025
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Clanker Wanker

slang, derogatory
Pronunciation: /ˈklæŋ.kərˌwæŋ.kər/

1. A dismissive term for a person who habitually relies on AI (chatGPT or similar tools) for tasks, answers, or ideas, often to the point of being incapable of living without them.

2. More broadly, someone perceived as unable or unwilling to think independently, instead outsourcing all thought to an AI.

3. Autocorrect for the brain.

Usage note: Primarily humorous or mocking; may be offensive if used seriously. Please use with caution, the word is meant to encourage the use of independent thinking.
Example: “Bro's such a clanker wanker he asks chatgpt how to do the doo

doo (slang): noun, informal term for taking a dump.
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Jim Clanker Laws

Similar to Jim Crow laws, these laws enforce segregation between humans and robots/AI.
We need Jim Clanker laws, and we need them now! I don't want my kids sharing a classroom with a clanker!
by JohnALiberal October 3, 2025
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