Circuit Boyfriend

A circuit queen's primary companion in a circuit party or festival.

CQ1: What are you doing after the party?
CQ2: My circuit boyfriend and I were invited to a sex party at the W. What about you?
CQ1: Your circuit boyfriend? Where is he?
CQ2: He's around here somewhere -- probably making out with someone. He'll find me.

CQ1: Hey! Good to see you again. This is my circuit boyfriend, Qingsheng.
CQ2: Oh, your circuit boyfriend? What happened to Xiaosheng?
CQ1: He couldn't make it to White Party because of work. He knows I'm here with Qingsheng and we're having a blast.

by CoffeeDrinker June 2, 2023

circuit girl

(SIR-cut gurl) noun. any gay man, although often butch in appearance is actually a screaming queen, that makes the rounds of the circuit party scene.

Ted: Euwww girl! Look a you! Where do you think your going? Is the circus in town?
Tod: Weelll miss, I'm going to the party at the Troc then to the End Up.
Ted: Oh Puleeze Miss Thing! Stawp it! Who are you tryin' ta fool in that get up? Everyone KNOWS you're just a big ol' queen.
Tod: Yeah, well maybe I'll meet a nice top.
Ted: Right! You're nothin' but a circuit girl.
Tod: So?

by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005

Circuit City

A place where cubans and fat losers who have lost their virginity to 300 pound trannies work.

Jack works at Circuit City. His penis is less than an inch long when erect.

by Jonneh77 January 4, 2009

Circuit Party

A place for drugs and unprotected sex among barely functional adult man-children who make sane, well adjusted gays look bad. They have 6 hour skin routines but do not own a mattress or a trash can because they are never in the city they work in and have not worked more than 4 days in a single month in 6 years.

Doubles as a log cabin republican getaway.

Ethan M.: "Next week we're traveling to white party to do coke, X, G, Tina, bath salts, and assorted neurotoxins."

Ethan S.: "Wow, sounds great. Ethan J. and I just came back from purple party. We went there right after Ski Week during COVID lockdown"

Ethan J.: "Yeah it was great but we saw a lot of poors, fats, and Asians on our way to pick up our anabolic steroids and get our Gorillapox vaccines. Sadly Ethan H. died of meningitis in the middle of the last week's Tea Dance. Or maybe that was Ethan D. Ethan H. might have overdosed on Fentanyl. I can't remember I'm coming down off a high right now."

Ethan W.: "Wow, I can't wait for my first circuit party so much! I can't wait to become just like you guys."

Ethan M.: "Here, take this unlabeled syringe and you'll be on your way!"

by Interwebtrololol August 27, 2022

circuit breaker

much like when someone has a chaperon when trying a drug for the first time, a person who plans to play with electricity needs a circuit breaker to kill the power if they are electrocuted.

sometimes:
1) "Hey man, i'm trying to jumpstart bob's car. can you be my circuit breaker?"

but usually:
2) "Hey man, i'm trying to attach a car battery to my door knob. Can you circuit break for me?"

by bobthemega November 7, 2011

Circuit Jerk It

The act of 4 or more naked males sitting in a circle around a bagel, jerking themselves off. Once you are about to ejaculate you stand up and finish off on the bagel. This is continued until each male finishes off on the bagel. The last male to ejaculate on the bagel has to eat it in front of everyone.

One day Nef, Goob, Jon, and Michael got bored and they challenged each other to a circuit jerk it. They all got naked and Jon placed the bagel in the middle. Goob finished first, then Michael, then Nef, and Jon was last. Jon excitedly ate the bagel because he body was lacking in protein.

by da best f00t June 23, 2009

Circuit Jerk

When employees and higher ups from Circuit City force everyone out of another company to bring in their own ex-Circuit City employees. The term implies that they just then stand around in a circle jerk to celebrate their success of eventually bringing utter failure to the company that they are invading.

Dude I just lost my job to a Circuit Jerk.

by CircuitMan December 13, 2009