Chopped

A girl or boy that's ugly. (Or should we say CHOPPED.)

Bro, she chopped. With that ugly ass hair style.

by R.Lavish December 15, 2014

Chopportunity

An opportunity currently disguised as a challenge.

How are we going to grow our business with so many challenges? Those aren't challenges. Each one is a chopportunity!

by Ricksorce May 27, 2016

chopow

Chocolate powder-the powder you mix with boiling water to make delicious hot chocolate
See hocho

Hey, can you pass me that chopow? My hocho isn't strong enough yet.

by hocho4lyfe October 22, 2010

Chippopotamus

A massively fat individual, normally complete with gunt (f) windows apron (f) or giant belly (m) that's rather fond of wheelbarrow loads of deep fried potato products. When found in Scotland they are fairly recognisable by massive size and dark pink corned-beef pattern on skin.

Look at the size of him/her. What a complete Chippopotamus

by baby sumo January 26, 2018

chopping the lumber down

The first jerk of the day. This is the reason god invented morning wood. Popularized by Alligator Dave in the song Spank My Monkey.

Man 1: I had a mean case of morning wood today.

Man 2: What did you do?

Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.

by I got you back July 19, 2009

get to the chopper

To Run,Walk, Strut, or jog to a waiting helicopter, to avoid being raped by the predator.

Dutch: lying on the ground after being hit by Predator shoulder cannon, he motions to Asian GirlRun! Get to the chopper!

by Narr June 22, 2006

dick chopper

when you spin your dick around in a circle so fast that it actually lifts you off the ground like a helicopter

my car ran out of gas so i had to use my dick chopper to get to the store

by chris ball lover rickert November 3, 2011