*concussive narwhal syndrome (n.) - { sydromius concussive narwhalius } the result of getting into boxing match with a narwhal and getting hit, resulting in a severe concussion. followed by narwhal syndrome which can cause the victim to rapidly turn into a narwhal and/or the following:
bruises, sores, headaches, blisters, temporary blindness, diabetes, hearing loss, concussions, acne, congestion, deepening of the voice, impairment, lung cancer, OCD, alektorophobia, Mexico, racism, fever, rapid change in skin color, stupid, brain aneurysms, ADHD, insomnia, binge eating, bipolar depression, color blindness, pregnancy, Jake from state farm, dementia, hallucinations, household object eating disorder, heart failure, t-rex disease, lactose intolerance, obesity, swelling, standing on walls, high cholesterol, claustrophobia, compulsive cannabilism, Canada, phobophobia, chronic liver failure, dyslexia, back pain, asthma, COPD, pollen allergies, corpse husband, PTSD, black plague, hysteria, carbon monoxide poisoning, genesis, rapid change in race, hanahaki disease, chronic shrinking, autism, bioterorism, couch potato syndrome, dad went to get milk disorder, death, armageddon, disbelief in narwhals, etc.
* this is not real
UPDATE on concussive narwhal syndrome study: it causes everything, you can't hide. you have it. your mom has it. your dog has it. the weed in your front yard has it.
narwhals rule over us
bruises, sores, headaches, blisters, temporary blindness, diabetes, hearing loss, concussions, acne, congestion, deepening of the voice, impairment, lung cancer, OCD, alektorophobia, Mexico, racism, fever, rapid change in skin color, stupid, brain aneurysms, ADHD, insomnia, binge eating, bipolar depression, color blindness, pregnancy, Jake from state farm, dementia, hallucinations, household object eating disorder, heart failure, t-rex disease, lactose intolerance, obesity, swelling, standing on walls, high cholesterol, claustrophobia, compulsive cannabilism, Canada, phobophobia, chronic liver failure, dyslexia, back pain, asthma, COPD, pollen allergies, corpse husband, PTSD, black plague, hysteria, carbon monoxide poisoning, genesis, rapid change in race, hanahaki disease, chronic shrinking, autism, bioterorism, couch potato syndrome, dad went to get milk disorder, death, armageddon, disbelief in narwhals, etc.
* this is not real
UPDATE on concussive narwhal syndrome study: it causes everything, you can't hide. you have it. your mom has it. your dog has it. the weed in your front yard has it.
narwhals rule over us
gabby: " yea, my dad doesn't believe in narwhals"
riley: "oh- he must have concussive narwhal syndrome"
riley: "oh- he must have concussive narwhal syndrome"
by gawrmochiii September 13, 2022
Get the concussive narwhal syndromemug. by JS90 November 26, 2010
Get the Concussion dot commug. by Dicktko May 14, 2018
Get the Anal concussionmug. A type of surprise attack in which you take a keyboard, and smash it over the target's head. It's an effective way to cause a lot of pain to the receiver.
Person 1: Did you here that Chad got a Welsh Concussion?
Person 2: Yeah, I did. He had it coming, he was a massive douchebag.
Person 2: Yeah, I did. He had it coming, he was a massive douchebag.
by A Quantum Entangled Cucumber September 1, 2017
Get the welsh concussionmug. by funny_Phish July 20, 2020
Get the Second-hand concussionmug. An unknown recipe to every living animal whether on earth or not. The recipe was uncovered by this one unicellular creature known by the name Aziz Walid Alghawas. Rumour is, the legend himself found the recipe while jacking his shit on a discord call with friends.
Rumour has it that if many people throughout history downed the pre-concussion shake, we would be a more advanced society.
Rumour has it that if many people throughout history downed the pre-concussion shake, we would be a more advanced society.
"bro JFK had that shit, rumour has it the pre-concussion shake would've kicked in if he had it 30 minutes earlier"
"Abraham Lincoln missed out on that pre-concussion shake, he could've continued the legacy"
"Guy's I made a pre-concussion shake, flash bangs got nothing on me"
"Abraham Lincoln missed out on that pre-concussion shake, he could've continued the legacy"
"Guy's I made a pre-concussion shake, flash bangs got nothing on me"
by Aziz (Pre-concussion) Alghawas June 11, 2022
Get the Pre-concussion Shakemug. After a head injury (concussion), one must follow "protocal" to avoid serious and deadly consequences. I speak from experience.
Following a jarring hit to the head, the player was put on Concussion Protocal, whereas he had to be monitored by team Physicions...
by Fallsalot October 24, 2023
Get the concussion protocalmug.